WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:04.050 align:middle line:90% 00:00:04.050 --> 00:00:05.220 align:middle line:90% might be my last poem. 00:00:05.220 --> 00:00:07.770 align:middle line:90% 00:00:07.770 --> 00:00:09.630 align:middle line:90% Yeah, yeah. 00:00:09.630 --> 00:00:13.020 align:middle line:84% It has a swim cap in it, so I thought I'd read it. 00:00:13.020 --> 00:00:16.020 align:middle line:84% In the footnotes-- there are some footnotes in here. 00:00:16.020 --> 00:00:19.160 align:middle line:84% And actually, is there a swim cap? 00:00:19.160 --> 00:00:19.860 align:middle line:90% Yeah, yeah. 00:00:19.860 --> 00:00:23.520 align:middle line:90% 00:00:23.520 --> 00:00:26.220 align:middle line:84% I wish I could sing, because a lot of these poems 00:00:26.220 --> 00:00:27.240 align:middle line:90% are meant to be sung. 00:00:27.240 --> 00:00:29.610 align:middle line:90% And I have a terrible voice. 00:00:29.610 --> 00:00:31.260 align:middle line:84% There's like a karaoke scene in here. 00:00:31.260 --> 00:00:32.970 align:middle line:90% And I'm just awful at karaoke. 00:00:32.970 --> 00:00:34.440 align:middle line:90% I just cannot. 00:00:34.440 --> 00:00:35.760 align:middle line:90% I'm just utterly-- 00:00:35.760 --> 00:00:36.780 align:middle line:90% I have a tin ear. 00:00:36.780 --> 00:00:39.150 align:middle line:90% So imagine me singing this. 00:00:39.150 --> 00:00:43.650 align:middle line:90% If anyone can sing and want to-- 00:00:43.650 --> 00:00:46.230 align:middle line:90% it's sort of dance hall-- 00:00:46.230 --> 00:00:47.070 align:middle line:90% you could read it. 00:00:47.070 --> 00:00:48.030 align:middle line:90% OK. 00:00:48.030 --> 00:00:49.470 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHING] 00:00:49.470 --> 00:00:52.480 align:middle line:84% So I'm just going to read it, give my own poor rendition 00:00:52.480 --> 00:00:52.980 align:middle line:90% of it. 00:00:52.980 --> 00:00:57.750 align:middle line:84% But I'll read the footnote first. 00:00:57.750 --> 00:01:00.510 align:middle line:90% "Note from the historian. 00:01:00.510 --> 00:01:04.590 align:middle line:84% Dance hall stalls are located at the end of the bazaar. 00:01:04.590 --> 00:01:07.740 align:middle line:84% Stall after stall, there is a different DJ, 00:01:07.740 --> 00:01:10.410 align:middle line:84% but with the same soundtrack of the sea. 00:01:10.410 --> 00:01:14.400 align:middle line:84% Well, some, like the stall, are humble tents with a sandy 00:01:14.400 --> 00:01:17.130 align:middle line:84% floor, two turntables, and a mic, 00:01:17.130 --> 00:01:21.060 align:middle line:84% a few other stalls are warehouse such as affairs with 00:01:21.060 --> 00:01:26.130 align:middle line:84% a 27,000-watt sound system and official greeters who hand you 00:01:26.130 --> 00:01:31.170 align:middle line:84% swim caps as you enter the front door, 00:01:31.170 --> 00:01:35.400 align:middle line:84% dance hall song for when you're in the mood. 00:01:35.400 --> 00:01:38.880 align:middle line:84% She a swift fire cat bristling she fie She 00:01:38.880 --> 00:01:41.430 align:middle line:90% a clean rifle in bombo red car. 00:01:41.430 --> 00:01:44.280 align:middle line:84% She give me agony, 'hind the meat shed. 00:01:44.280 --> 00:01:47.280 align:middle line:84% She nuzzle me pizz, I nick her bat bact. 00:01:47.280 --> 00:01:50.430 align:middle line:84% She illy wacka, she swipe a me cash. 00:01:50.430 --> 00:01:53.880 align:middle line:84% She kingpin, she sing order of the keys. 00:01:53.880 --> 00:01:58.040 align:middle line:84% She a keen song summer sound sea." 00:01:58.040 --> 00:01:59.000 align:middle line:90%