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This next poem was inspired--

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I, was in Tokyo, and I was
inspired by the toilets there.

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There are many buttons.

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It's very confusing.

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And if you push the
wrong one, you'll

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get a squirt of something cold.

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It's called "The Washrooms
of St Petersburg."

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"Behold the toilet gurgle of
flush kaputs in zip second.

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The porcelite not clam cold,
but warm like oven loin mitts,

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urging your wastes to dive
into cleanest ammonia pond.

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The buttons in toilet manifold!

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Pequeno es mung beans.

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One for concierge if
you suffer in bellyache.

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Another squirts of
fountain of water

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to wash your besmirched
hole after satis.

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One that will pipe
in Wagner or disco

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and perfumed to
fume the offal air.

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So comfy.

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Gratus latrines make you want
to sit on its porcelite dome

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as you read great literature.

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Mind ova matter, Samsy.

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Mind over matter.

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Even if you ate
bad mulligatawny,

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your mind's fog will curdle
to clearest tought balloon.

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Reflect and house y wise in
the day's events, or think.

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Fist propping chin about being.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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Sentient being.

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You may ponder sense or essence.

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Or you may muse
back evening before,

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in blue lemon lounge when you
had sensual tension with--

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tenderone lass.

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Whist ye knees be kissing
beneath the table.

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The toilet so seductive.

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Your tush, vacuumed to hole.

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Stuck like fire ant trapped in
an own feast of glaceed peach

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pie.

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