WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.760 align:middle line:90% 00:00:01.760 --> 00:00:04.500 align:middle line:90% But still the tour. 00:00:04.500 --> 00:00:06.810 align:middle line:84% "The Fountain Outside the Arboretum." 00:00:06.810 --> 00:00:11.157 align:middle line:90% 00:00:11.157 --> 00:00:13.160 align:middle line:90% Ahoy! 00:00:13.160 --> 00:00:16.390 align:middle line:90% Whitening wadder fountain. 00:00:16.390 --> 00:00:18.040 align:middle line:90% Drink. 00:00:18.040 --> 00:00:22.330 align:middle line:84% Afta cuppa-ful aqua vitae, yo pissin fang transfomate 00:00:22.330 --> 00:00:26.050 align:middle line:84% to puh'ly whites like Bollywood actress swole in saffron, 00:00:26.050 --> 00:00:31.510 align:middle line:84% flashim her tarta molar to she coquetry man. 00:00:31.510 --> 00:00:33.070 align:middle line:90% I's drink gallon-a-day. 00:00:33.070 --> 00:00:35.080 align:middle line:90% Ssshhee? 00:00:35.080 --> 00:00:37.720 align:middle line:90% Issshh beautiful, eh? 00:00:37.720 --> 00:00:40.030 align:middle line:84% Frum purim h20 wit fluoride y sulfate 00:00:40.030 --> 00:00:41.680 align:middle line:84% tu typical humectant lika xylitol 00:00:41.680 --> 00:00:46.270 align:middle line:84% which supa-boosta Fluoride's cavity fightim powa. 00:00:46.270 --> 00:00:48.520 align:middle line:90% So go'on mif, you mus' drink. 00:00:48.520 --> 00:00:52.030 align:middle line:84% Me good-fo-nut'ing fadder once says to me, "Ttalim, 00:00:52.030 --> 00:00:56.410 align:middle line:84% you mus' habba whitest teeth so you catchim holistic hotshot 00:00:56.410 --> 00:00:57.810 align:middle line:90% man. 00:00:57.810 --> 00:00:59.080 align:middle line:90% Ipsi dixit. 00:00:59.080 --> 00:01:01.960 align:middle line:84% Mine fadder hed rat-hole teef, y you 00:01:01.960 --> 00:01:07.270 align:middle line:84% have it too wid dim nicotine mold on them packiderm tusk. 00:01:07.270 --> 00:01:08.890 align:middle line:90% Eberyone habba de bes' teeth! 00:01:08.890 --> 00:01:11.080 align:middle line:90% Shinier den 'Merikken Colgates. 00:01:11.080 --> 00:01:14.920 align:middle line:84% 'Cos my molar, I's attract lusty lubbas, 00:01:14.920 --> 00:01:19.810 align:middle line:84% but I no lust them if dim have moss sweaters dim teef, 00:01:19.810 --> 00:01:22.750 align:middle line:90% even if dim wining dining me. 00:01:22.750 --> 00:01:27.810 align:middle line:84% As my father says, "you try only wit da whitest." 00:01:27.810 --> 00:01:29.000 align:middle line:90%