WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.700 align:middle line:90% This one's called "Dichotomies." 00:00:03.700 --> 00:00:06.670 align:middle line:84% "Prose versus poetry, poetry versus the nation, 00:00:06.670 --> 00:00:10.210 align:middle line:84% the nation versus Mike Ward, Mike Ward versus the dog, 00:00:10.210 --> 00:00:13.420 align:middle line:84% the dog versus the scorpion, the scorpion versus filth, 00:00:13.420 --> 00:00:16.570 align:middle line:84% filth versus Prozac, Prozac versus ennui, 00:00:16.570 --> 00:00:19.360 align:middle line:84% ennui versus blunder, blunder versus debt, 00:00:19.360 --> 00:00:22.240 align:middle line:84% debt versus defect, defect versus fucking, 00:00:22.240 --> 00:00:24.970 align:middle line:84% fucking versus internet, internet versus art, 00:00:24.970 --> 00:00:27.250 align:middle line:84% art versus weed, weed versus night, 00:00:27.250 --> 00:00:30.580 align:middle line:84% night versus the wimpy kid, the wimpy Kid versus chapters, 00:00:30.580 --> 00:00:33.010 align:middle line:84% chapter versus parallelism, parallelism 00:00:33.010 --> 00:00:35.860 align:middle line:84% versus your spectacles, your spectacles versus a glare, 00:00:35.860 --> 00:00:37.180 align:middle line:90% a glare versus bomb, 00:00:37.180 --> 00:00:39.370 align:middle line:84% Bomb versus heat, heat versus talking, 00:00:39.370 --> 00:00:42.160 align:middle line:84% talking versus getting, getting versus the clock, the clock 00:00:42.160 --> 00:00:44.830 align:middle line:84% versus semester, semester versus my tender spirit, 00:00:44.830 --> 00:00:47.140 align:middle line:84% my tender spirit versus twaddle, twaddle 00:00:47.140 --> 00:00:49.600 align:middle line:84% versus our collective wreckage, our collective wreckage 00:00:49.600 --> 00:00:52.480 align:middle line:84% versus diagnosis, diagnosis versus committee, 00:00:52.480 --> 00:00:55.960 align:middle line:84% committee versus post-feminism, post-feminism versus Sontag, 00:00:55.960 --> 00:00:58.750 align:middle line:84% Sontag versus sentimentality, sentimentality 00:00:58.750 --> 00:01:02.500 align:middle line:84% versus television, television versus us, us versus Apple, 00:01:02.500 --> 00:01:03.790 align:middle line:90% Apple versus family, 00:01:03.790 --> 00:01:06.890 align:middle line:84% Family versus flight, flight versus the bourgeoisie, 00:01:06.890 --> 00:01:08.680 align:middle line:84% the bourgeoisie versus indifference, 00:01:08.680 --> 00:01:11.800 align:middle line:84% indifference versus sunshine, sunshine versus your company, 00:01:11.800 --> 00:01:13.570 align:middle line:84% your company versus my duplicity, 00:01:13.570 --> 00:01:15.430 align:middle line:84% my duplicity versus your program, 00:01:15.430 --> 00:01:17.230 align:middle line:84% your program versus my programming, 00:01:17.230 --> 00:01:20.800 align:middle line:84% my programming versus your door, your door versus my duplicity, 00:01:20.800 --> 00:01:23.850 align:middle line:90% my duplicity versus before. 00:01:23.850 --> 00:01:26.102 align:middle line:90%