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"My Wants."

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I want a Diet Pepsi.

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It's too late for Diet Pepsi.

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I want a baby, but
only the broad strokes.

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I'm getting old and
forgetful, sickly,

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but try and test my
introspection, steely

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and pilloried.

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I'm a yeller, but pardoned
because of childhood.

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I'd like to sleep, but not yet.

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I'd like the Italian actor,
but he seems an effort

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beyond my capacity.

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I'd love to get at
the core, but it's

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sectioned away from
my inspection, where

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I pretend to negotiate.

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I want to barter, but
it's outside my purview.

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Don't get me started, I'd
like to start but my mouth is

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guarded by the first tongue.

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Thank you.

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[APPLAUSE]