WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.260 align:middle line:90% 00:00:01.260 --> 00:00:02.250 align:middle line:90% OK, let's see. 00:00:02.250 --> 00:00:03.180 align:middle line:90% Two more poems. 00:00:03.180 --> 00:00:07.590 align:middle line:90% Now, do the trick. 00:00:07.590 --> 00:00:10.410 align:middle line:84% This one's called Grandma's man and it 00:00:10.410 --> 00:00:13.320 align:middle line:84% was based on one of my grandfathers 00:00:13.320 --> 00:00:18.750 align:middle line:84% who was what they used to call a fool back in the old days. 00:00:18.750 --> 00:00:22.660 align:middle line:84% Everything he touched seemed to turn out wrong. 00:00:22.660 --> 00:00:24.810 align:middle line:84% And as I mentioned in the poem, he never 00:00:24.810 --> 00:00:26.190 align:middle line:90% ever got things quite right. 00:00:26.190 --> 00:00:29.970 align:middle line:90% 00:00:29.970 --> 00:00:32.430 align:middle line:84% He had a good spirit and it seemed 00:00:32.430 --> 00:00:35.040 align:middle line:84% like if he could have just turned completely around 00:00:35.040 --> 00:00:37.200 align:middle line:84% he would have been a great success. 00:00:37.200 --> 00:00:39.030 align:middle line:84% But as it was he was a great failure. 00:00:39.030 --> 00:00:42.460 align:middle line:90% 00:00:42.460 --> 00:00:45.220 align:middle line:84% That day she threw the goose over the roof of the cow 00:00:45.220 --> 00:00:49.270 align:middle line:84% shed, put her hand to her lips and sucked cursing. 00:00:49.270 --> 00:00:50.860 align:middle line:90% The world ended. 00:00:50.860 --> 00:00:53.020 align:middle line:90% In blood her world ended. 00:00:53.020 --> 00:00:55.630 align:middle line:84% Though these past 20 years have healed 00:00:55.630 --> 00:00:58.780 align:middle line:84% the bite and that silly goose is preening 00:00:58.780 --> 00:01:00.760 align:middle line:90% in her favorite pillow. 00:01:00.760 --> 00:01:02.590 align:middle line:90% Her husband was a fool. 00:01:02.590 --> 00:01:06.940 align:middle line:84% He laughed too long at lies told by girls whose easy 00:01:06.940 --> 00:01:10.330 align:middle line:84% virtue disappeared when he passed stumble 00:01:10.330 --> 00:01:12.700 align:middle line:90% bum down the Sunday street. 00:01:12.700 --> 00:01:17.380 align:middle line:84% Baled hay in his every 40, cows on his allotted range. 00:01:17.380 --> 00:01:20.950 align:middle line:84% His quick sorrel quarter horse all neglected 00:01:20.950 --> 00:01:22.870 align:middle line:90% for the palms of friends. 00:01:22.870 --> 00:01:25.690 align:middle line:90% Then he began to paint life. 00:01:25.690 --> 00:01:29.170 align:middle line:84% His first attempt was all about a goose that bit 00:01:29.170 --> 00:01:30.760 align:middle line:90% the hand that fed it. 00:01:30.760 --> 00:01:34.000 align:middle line:84% The obstacles were great, insurmountable. 00:01:34.000 --> 00:01:37.120 align:middle line:84% His fingers were too thick to grip the brush right. 00:01:37.120 --> 00:01:42.280 align:middle line:84% The sky was always green and hay spoiled in the fields. 00:01:42.280 --> 00:01:46.090 align:middle line:84% In wind, the rain, the superlative night, 00:01:46.090 --> 00:01:49.990 align:middle line:84% images came, geese skimming to the reservoir. 00:01:49.990 --> 00:01:51.820 align:middle line:90% This old man listened. 00:01:51.820 --> 00:01:55.660 align:middle line:84% He got a bigger brush and once painted the cry of a goose 00:01:55.660 --> 00:02:00.250 align:middle line:84% so long, it floated off the canvas into thin air. 00:02:00.250 --> 00:02:01.810 align:middle line:90% Things got better. 00:02:01.810 --> 00:02:03.370 align:middle line:90% Sky turned white. 00:02:03.370 --> 00:02:07.420 align:middle line:84% Winter came and he became quite expert at snowflakes. 00:02:07.420 --> 00:02:09.639 align:middle line:90% But he was growing wise lard. 00:02:09.639 --> 00:02:12.370 align:middle line:90% His hair white as snow. 00:02:12.370 --> 00:02:16.240 align:middle line:84% Funny he used to say how mountains are blue in winter 00:02:16.240 --> 00:02:18.070 align:middle line:90% and grain and spring. 00:02:18.070 --> 00:02:20.680 align:middle line:84% He never ever got things quite right. 00:02:20.680 --> 00:02:24.400 align:middle line:84% He thought a lot about the day the goose bit grandma's hand. 00:02:24.400 --> 00:02:27.310 align:middle line:84% Life seldom came the shade he wanted. 00:02:27.310 --> 00:02:30.910 align:middle line:84% Well, and yes, he died well, but you 00:02:30.910 --> 00:02:34.980 align:middle line:84% should have seen how well his friends took it. 00:02:34.980 --> 00:02:37.467 align:middle line:90%