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Love.

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It's not that I usually try
for much the very first time

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I'm with a girl.

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And though she was
attractive, nice breasts,

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especially, full but
with a good lilt to them,

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still it wasn't as if
I was smitten or really

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out of control.

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So when I eased my hand
on that fine left breast,

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and she seemed to
like it, and slipped

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me a look that might mean
uncertainty or confusion,

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or you belong to me now.

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I figured, what the hell?

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And started unbuttoning her.

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But when my hand wiggled
inside, I found a rabbit.

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[LAUGHTER]

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"Keep it," she said.

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[LAUGHTER]

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Quite openly, I thought,
not teary or wistful,

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as if to indicate
that's far enough.

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So I coolly fingered back,
what was she putting me on?

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But it was a book
I found this time.

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One as a matter of fact
that I hadn't read.

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"Thank you," I said.

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And I wasn't merely
being polite.

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After all, what can
you say to a girl.

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Another try.

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This time, I found a necktie.

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At first, I guess she might be
criticizing my taste, but no.

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It was exactly my style
and quite expensive.

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My birthday's not till June,
consider what could I feel,

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but gratitude.

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And his men ever
able to hold himself

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back when a good
thing comes his way.

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I was getting excited.

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And then I plunged again.

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A potted plant, a
wallet, a pair of gloves,

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theater tickets, binoculars,
another tie, another rabbit,

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more books and then a breast.

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My God, did I do
something wrong?

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Is she getting tired of me?

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[LAUGHTER]

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