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This one has nothing to do with
the theme of writing poetry,

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it's just called, "The Bagel."

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Maybe it has something to
do with it, I don't know.

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I stopped to pick up the bagel
rolling away in the wind,

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annoyed with myself
for having dropped it

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as it were a portent.

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Faster and faster it rolled.

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With me running after it
bent low, gritting my teeth.

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And I found myself doubled over
and rolling down the street.

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Head over heels, one complete
somersault after another,

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like a bagel.

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And strangely happy with myself.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[APPLAUSE]

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I've got a bunch of
bagels here it seems.

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[LAUGHTER]

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But what are you going
to do for breakfast?

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Are you going to toast yourself?

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