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The bride of Frankenstein.
And of course, an interesting thing
about the bride of Frankenstein is that she becomes the victim.
And then as soon as it's a question of sexuality,
in this case male sexuality, the man
is the villain-- the villain, which is a strange switch.
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The Baron has decided to make the monster
to breed and perhaps in the interest of pure science
his only God.
So he goes up into his laboratory,
which he has built in the Tower of the castle
to be as near the interplanetary forces as possible
and puts together the prettiest monster woman you ever saw on.
With a body like a pinup girl and hardly any stitching
at all.
[LAUGHTER]
Where he sewed on the head of a raped and murdered beauty
queen.
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He sets his liquids burping, and coils, blinking, and buzzing,
and waits for an electric storm to send through the equipment
to spark vital for life.
The storm breaks over the castle and the equipment
really goes crazy, like a kitchen
full of modern appliances as the lightning juice
starts oozing right into that pretty corpse.
He goes to get the monster, so he
will be right there when she opens her eyes.
For she might fall in love with the first thing
she sees as ducklings do.
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That monster is already straining at its chains
and slurping, ready to go right to it.
[LAUGHTER]
He has been well prepared for coupling
by his pinching leering keeper who's been saying for weeks,
you're going to get a little nookie kid.
[LAUGHTER]
Or how do you go for some Poon Tang baby?
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All the evil in him is focused on this one thing
now as he is led into her very presence.
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She awakens slowly, she bats her eyes,
she gets up out of the equipment.
And finally, she stands and all her themed glory, a monster
princess with a hairdo like a fright wig, lightning flashing
in the background, like a halo and a wedding veil,
like a photographer snapping pictures of great moments.
She stands and stares with her electric eyes,
beginning to understand that in this life too
she was just another body to be raped.
The monster is ready to go, he roars with joy
at the sight of her.
So they let him loose and he goes right
for those knockers and she starts
screaming to break your heart and you
realize that she was just born.
In spite of her big tits, she was just a baby.
But her instincts are right rather
death than that green slobber, she jumps off the parapet
and then the monster's sex drive goes wild.
Thwarted it turns to violence, demonstrating
sublimation crudely.
[LAUGHTER]
And he wrecks the lab those burping acids and buzzing coils
overturning the control panel, so the equipment
goes off like a bomb.
The stone castle crumbling and crashing in the storm
destroying them all.
Perhaps, somehow, the Baron got out
of that wreckage of his dreams with his evil intact if not
his good looks.
And more wicked than ever went on with his thrilling career.
And perhaps even the monster lived to roam the Earth
his desire still on gratified, and lovers out walking,
and shadowy, and deserted places.
We'll see his shape loom up over them
their doom and children sleeping in their beds
will wake up in the dark night screaming
as his hideous body grabs them.
I see the movies really did talk about National, Sexual,
dilemmas of various kinds.
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