A friend of mine said one day you talk like a fortune cookie.
[LAUGHTER]
I decided to write a lot of poems
that I call poems from a Fortune cookie.
[LAUGHTER]
Poem from a Fortune cookie.
I'll read only a few of them.
There is no longer a Sun King on top of the Aztec pyramids.
But if there were one, I would sing, "Come eat my enchiladas".
[LAUGHTER]
My role in life, I'm like a doctor at a resort.
Most people are there for a good time,
but some have jobs and are useful.
[LAUGHTER]
On the Chinese blacks, Jews, homosexuals women and wolves
of the world.
You have to remind yourself all the time
how great they are to keep from reacting
with the automatic put-down we are raised on.
Well, that's enough of that.
This next poem is called being Jewish
and it's part of a long family saga.