WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.070 align:middle line:90% 00:00:02.070 --> 00:00:08.712 align:middle line:84% Let me read one that turns more whimsically perhaps. 00:00:08.712 --> 00:00:10.420 align:middle line:84% He did a very curious thing, he published 00:00:10.420 --> 00:00:12.970 align:middle line:84% a poem called The End, which is really 00:00:12.970 --> 00:00:15.340 align:middle line:84% a story about the end or poem about the end 00:00:15.340 --> 00:00:16.540 align:middle line:90% of an affair, a love affair. 00:00:16.540 --> 00:00:19.280 align:middle line:90% 00:00:19.280 --> 00:00:24.530 align:middle line:84% And then sometime later, in the same volume 00:00:24.530 --> 00:00:26.480 align:middle line:90% if I remember correctly. 00:00:26.480 --> 00:00:29.810 align:middle line:84% He republished the poem but he had rewritten it 00:00:29.810 --> 00:00:33.110 align:middle line:84% almost as if he was aware that he had written the poem once 00:00:33.110 --> 00:00:35.130 align:middle line:84% and maybe he had a different version of it 00:00:35.130 --> 00:00:37.670 align:middle line:84% and now he had to sort of say it again. 00:00:37.670 --> 00:00:40.970 align:middle line:84% And that's the real trademark of an ironist I suppose. 00:00:40.970 --> 00:00:43.091 align:middle line:84% Well, here's the first one called The End. 00:00:43.091 --> 00:00:46.180 align:middle line:90% 00:00:46.180 --> 00:00:51.160 align:middle line:84% When my girl walked out on me, I put on my new suit 00:00:51.160 --> 00:00:54.190 align:middle line:90% and went to a cafe. 00:00:54.190 --> 00:01:02.000 align:middle line:84% Inside were three men, a tall one, a fat one, and a thin one. 00:01:02.000 --> 00:01:06.680 align:middle line:84% The fat one were two red flowers pinned over his breast. 00:01:06.680 --> 00:01:09.350 align:middle line:84% When I entered and they saw me, the thin one 00:01:09.350 --> 00:01:11.870 align:middle line:90% rose and announced that's it. 00:01:11.870 --> 00:01:14.760 align:middle line:90% 00:01:14.760 --> 00:01:19.900 align:middle line:84% And he must have rethought it because here it is again, 00:01:19.900 --> 00:01:20.460 align:middle line:90% the end. 00:01:20.460 --> 00:01:25.400 align:middle line:90% 00:01:25.400 --> 00:01:30.260 align:middle line:84% When my girl walked out on me so I once wrote, 00:01:30.260 --> 00:01:36.050 align:middle line:84% I went to a cafe and inside with three men, a tall one, 00:01:36.050 --> 00:01:40.340 align:middle line:90% a fat one, and a thin one. 00:01:40.340 --> 00:01:42.320 align:middle line:90% And the fat one wore flowers. 00:01:42.320 --> 00:01:46.070 align:middle line:84% The two red flowers pinned over the breast of the fat one 00:01:46.070 --> 00:01:49.100 align:middle line:90% but not of the thin one. 00:01:49.100 --> 00:01:53.360 align:middle line:84% Actually when I entered they never looked up. 00:01:53.360 --> 00:01:56.570 align:middle line:84% A moment like this arrives one man 00:01:56.570 --> 00:02:00.260 align:middle line:84% enters and sits down while another 00:02:00.260 --> 00:02:04.400 align:middle line:84% thinks it was the wind turning the door 00:02:04.400 --> 00:02:07.300 align:middle line:90% or perhaps not even that. 00:02:07.300 --> 00:02:09.385 align:middle line:90%