WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:00.750 align:middle line:90% 00:00:00.750 --> 00:00:06.060 align:middle line:84% First one I wrote in a hotel room in a college town 00:00:06.060 --> 00:00:10.620 align:middle line:84% after I'd given a reading and I picked up a hymnal-- 00:00:10.620 --> 00:00:12.210 align:middle line:84% Christian hymnal that management had 00:00:12.210 --> 00:00:16.600 align:middle line:84% left by my bed for inspiration, and it was full of misprints. 00:00:16.600 --> 00:00:17.100 align:middle line:90% And-- 00:00:17.100 --> 00:00:18.420 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:00:18.420 --> 00:00:22.140 align:middle line:84% --there was one hymn called "Soldier of the Cross." 00:00:22.140 --> 00:00:25.215 align:middle line:84% But instead of a "C" it was a "G," so soldier of the gross. 00:00:25.215 --> 00:00:33.810 align:middle line:90% 00:00:33.810 --> 00:00:40.700 align:middle line:84% So I wrote this one, "On a Hymn Misprinted." 00:00:40.700 --> 00:00:43.490 align:middle line:84% "Oh, they were doing custom slaughtering down 00:00:43.490 --> 00:00:45.590 align:middle line:90% dead end road. 00:00:45.590 --> 00:00:48.950 align:middle line:84% Because I am a soldier of the Gross, 00:00:48.950 --> 00:00:53.820 align:middle line:84% I went to see the soldier of the Lamb get his." 00:00:53.820 --> 00:00:55.580 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:00:55.580 --> 00:00:59.930 align:middle line:84% "Such eyes, such chops, such skin. 00:00:59.930 --> 00:01:03.680 align:middle line:84% Oh, shall I fear to own the cause or blush 00:01:03.680 --> 00:01:05.660 align:middle line:90% to speak its name? 00:01:05.660 --> 00:01:09.050 align:middle line:90% No, it's murder and murder. 00:01:09.050 --> 00:01:12.040 align:middle line:90% I sail through bloody seas." 00:01:12.040 --> 00:01:13.000 align:middle line:90%