WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.000 align:middle line:90% Here's one. 00:00:03.000 --> 00:00:09.000 align:middle line:84% I went to see how the West was won, at the sunshine theater. 00:00:09.000 --> 00:00:13.560 align:middle line:84% Five years, old deep in a plush seat, lights turned off, 00:00:13.560 --> 00:00:18.870 align:middle line:84% bright screen lit up with MGM roaring lion. 00:00:18.870 --> 00:00:23.430 align:middle line:84% In front of me, a drunk Indian rose. 00:00:23.430 --> 00:00:27.030 align:middle line:84% Cursed in his native tongue the Western violins, 00:00:27.030 --> 00:00:31.530 align:middle line:84% and hurled his bag bottle of wine at the rocket roaring 00:00:31.530 --> 00:00:34.260 align:middle line:90% to the moon. 00:00:34.260 --> 00:00:39.780 align:middle line:84% His dark, ragged body, as if reading destruction, 00:00:39.780 --> 00:00:43.620 align:middle line:84% convulsed with angry gestures at the screen. 00:00:43.620 --> 00:00:47.520 align:middle line:84% And then ushers escorted him up the aisle. 00:00:47.520 --> 00:00:53.010 align:middle line:84% And as he staggered past me, I heard his grieving sobs. 00:00:53.010 --> 00:00:58.620 align:middle line:84% Red wine streaked, blue sky, and takeoff smoke 00:00:58.620 --> 00:01:02.040 align:middle line:90% sizzled in cowboys' campfires. 00:01:02.040 --> 00:01:06.660 align:middle line:84% Dripped down barbed wire tripped brave, daring scouts who 00:01:06.660 --> 00:01:11.160 align:middle line:84% galloped off into Mesa buttes to speak peace with Apaches. 00:01:11.160 --> 00:01:16.350 align:middle line:84% Horses slogged across prairies lush with wine streams. 00:01:16.350 --> 00:01:19.110 align:middle line:84% And when the movie was over, I squinted 00:01:19.110 --> 00:01:21.240 align:middle line:84% at the bright, sunny street outside, 00:01:21.240 --> 00:01:24.080 align:middle line:90% looking for the main character. 00:01:24.080 --> 00:01:32.000 align:middle line:90%