Aristotle is also half fish I guess.
[LAUGHS] "Aristotle thought eels the entrails of the Earth.
If eels were replaced with politicians,
this image would be a guideway to a sign.
Instead, it's an instance of converting metaphors
into proprieties.
And so, Browne doubted Aristotle's leap into Euripus
For not understanding tide's motion,
Aristotle recognized the imbecility of reason."