WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.450 align:middle line:90% 00:00:02.450 --> 00:00:05.570 align:middle line:90% Two more-- "Aardvarks"-- 00:00:05.570 --> 00:00:08.510 align:middle line:84% the person who-- the editor who accepted this for the magazine 00:00:08.510 --> 00:00:11.000 align:middle line:84% said that he thought I named it this 00:00:11.000 --> 00:00:14.372 align:middle line:84% so that I would come first in the list of poems 00:00:14.372 --> 00:00:16.039 align:middle line:84% that they have published over the years. 00:00:16.039 --> 00:00:17.420 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:00:17.420 --> 00:00:21.110 align:middle line:90% It was a new thought to me. 00:00:21.110 --> 00:00:23.090 align:middle line:84% "It's summer, and the Jitney is packed." 00:00:23.090 --> 00:00:25.160 align:middle line:84% The jitney is the bus that we take 00:00:25.160 --> 00:00:28.820 align:middle line:84% from East Hampton to New York, a three-hour drive usually. 00:00:28.820 --> 00:00:32.810 align:middle line:84% "It's summer, and the Jitney is packed, every seat taken 00:00:32.810 --> 00:00:36.260 align:middle line:84% except for the one across the aisle in which a man has 00:00:36.260 --> 00:00:39.110 align:middle line:84% barricaded his window seat with a briefcase 00:00:39.110 --> 00:00:42.440 align:middle line:84% and jacket, an act meant to confront others 00:00:42.440 --> 00:00:44.630 align:middle line:90% with his superiority. 00:00:44.630 --> 00:00:47.630 align:middle line:84% Munching chips and guffawing at a YouTube 00:00:47.630 --> 00:00:51.320 align:middle line:84% video of an obese woman riding a scooter down a country 00:00:51.320 --> 00:00:55.440 align:middle line:84% road towing a younger obese woman in a wheelchair, 00:00:55.440 --> 00:00:58.190 align:middle line:84% He reminds me of a neighbor's dog 00:00:58.190 --> 00:01:01.250 align:middle line:84% that would steal and bury our dog's bones, 00:01:01.250 --> 00:01:04.325 align:middle line:84% then growl defiantly on his side of our fence. 00:01:04.325 --> 00:01:05.420 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:01:05.420 --> 00:01:08.300 align:middle line:84% Pythagoras believed our souls ended up 00:01:08.300 --> 00:01:11.000 align:middle line:84% inside the bodies of animals selected 00:01:11.000 --> 00:01:14.240 align:middle line:90% as rewards and punishments. 00:01:14.240 --> 00:01:17.510 align:middle line:84% The three giggling girls behind me stretching their legs 00:01:17.510 --> 00:01:20.150 align:middle line:84% into the aisle every time the shy attendant, 00:01:20.150 --> 00:01:23.330 align:middle line:84% passes forcing him to stutter apologies 00:01:23.330 --> 00:01:25.940 align:middle line:90% in a thick Slavic accent-- 00:01:25.940 --> 00:01:27.747 align:middle line:90% poodles, probably. 00:01:27.747 --> 00:01:28.940 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:01:28.940 --> 00:01:32.420 align:middle line:84% Pythagoras also believed the shapes of numbers 00:01:32.420 --> 00:01:35.420 align:middle line:90% symbolize our significance. 00:01:35.420 --> 00:01:39.830 align:middle line:84% Well, sequestered here between work and family, 00:01:39.830 --> 00:01:42.620 align:middle line:84% thought and dreaming, I'm probably 00:01:42.620 --> 00:01:46.790 align:middle line:84% some kind of numinous digit slowly evolving 00:01:46.790 --> 00:01:51.170 align:middle line:84% into, say, an aardvark hurling down the highway 00:01:51.170 --> 00:01:55.940 align:middle line:84% inside a bus camouflaged as a vodka bottle on its way 00:01:55.940 --> 00:02:00.020 align:middle line:84% to a barricaded future on the far side of a fence 00:02:00.020 --> 00:02:03.460 align:middle line:84% where all our significance is buried." 00:02:03.460 --> 00:02:05.000 align:middle line:90%