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"If I were Jesus, would you
slap both sides of my face?

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If I were Jesus, would
you stamp on my hands?

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If I was Jesus,
would you lock me up?

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Would you make me crawl
down the prison hall?

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Would you cover my head?

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Stick my face in the pot?

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Would you rape me?

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If I were Jesus, would
you break down the door?

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Would you wreck the house
and terrify my family?

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If I was Jesus, would you bomb
my trees, my place of parables,

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the fig trees and
the rivers of wheat?

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If I were Jesus--

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well, I'm not.

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So please-- go right ahead."

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