"If I were Jesus, would you slap both sides of my face?
If I were Jesus, would you stamp on my hands?
If I was Jesus, would you lock me up?
Would you make me crawl down the prison hall?
Would you cover my head?
Stick my face in the pot?
Would you rape me?
If I were Jesus, would you break down the door?
Would you wreck the house and terrify my family?
If I was Jesus, would you bomb my trees, my place of parables,
the fig trees and the rivers of wheat?
If I were Jesus--
well, I'm not.
So please-- go right ahead."