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This next one is a
fairly facetious one

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called "Horoscope."

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My sign is that of
Scorpio, which might help

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you to understand part of it.

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"My horoscope says, oh,
beware the burning looks.

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Someone will turn on you
on the 3rd of February.

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The 5th looks very good
for being kind to others.

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Be creative, for your planets
are in fecund positions.

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The 7th and 11th, you
may be introspective.

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Never mind.

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Men, clothing, fences,
and old cliches

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that make the outlook ragged.

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Go shopping with a friend,
and buy a paper flower

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on the 8th or the 13th.

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Yeast tablets, lots of sleep
will cure you on the 20th.

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The full moon on the cusp can
wreck your best investments.

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Guard your tongue and harbor
no indigents at evening.

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And sweep all of the
scorpions out of the garage.

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Transparent, in the glass
paperweight of the future,

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my fortune whirligigs
on rack and zodiac,

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skirling rams and rhythms
of Siamese fish and archers,

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aiming at cold lions
and polyglot of crabs.

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I celebrate October,
mercury on the deathbed,

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poppies burning in oiled
Avalons of the witches.

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Offspring of a
Stonehenge marriage,

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a morose self-pitying mother,
a lovely and laggard father,

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baked in a cupcake together.

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Dial me out of that
black, lacrimal sunny ruin

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drawn by stinging
angels, chaperoned

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by spiders through the
jade trapse of the season.

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I've come to no conclusion."

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