WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:00.760 align:middle line:90% 00:00:00.760 --> 00:00:04.440 align:middle line:84% This next poem is called, "It's not the heat so much 00:00:04.440 --> 00:00:05.520 align:middle line:90% as the humidity." 00:00:05.520 --> 00:00:09.250 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:00:09.250 --> 00:00:12.630 align:middle line:90% It was written moving on-- 00:00:12.630 --> 00:00:18.570 align:middle line:84% upon moving back to my place of birth Kansas City. 00:00:18.570 --> 00:00:21.495 align:middle line:90% 00:00:21.495 --> 00:00:23.370 align:middle line:84% And I hadn't lived there in about eight years 00:00:23.370 --> 00:00:32.310 align:middle line:84% but I feel this irresistible urge to go back this summer. 00:00:32.310 --> 00:00:35.720 align:middle line:90% 00:00:35.720 --> 00:00:38.570 align:middle line:84% Only a dish of blueberries could pull me out 00:00:38.570 --> 00:00:40.820 align:middle line:90% of this lingering funk. 00:00:40.820 --> 00:00:44.600 align:middle line:84% I'm tired of taking the kids down to watch the riots. 00:00:44.600 --> 00:00:48.260 align:middle line:84% No longer impressed with fancy electrical nets. 00:00:48.260 --> 00:00:51.860 align:middle line:90% Sick of supersonic nightsticks. 00:00:51.860 --> 00:00:58.070 align:middle line:84% By myself a hot dog and a glass of beer, that helps. 00:00:58.070 --> 00:01:03.080 align:middle line:84% It's hard to say who's winning, nobody is winning. 00:01:03.080 --> 00:01:08.000 align:middle line:84% Boy, Kansas City, big zoo, oriental art, 00:01:08.000 --> 00:01:11.000 align:middle line:84% starlight theater, Annie Get Your Gun 00:01:11.000 --> 00:01:13.425 align:middle line:90% going into its 17th year. 00:01:13.425 --> 00:01:19.610 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:01:19.610 --> 00:01:21.997 align:middle line:90% Once I met Tab Hunter there. 00:01:21.997 --> 00:01:24.620 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:01:24.620 --> 00:01:27.410 align:middle line:84% 4 o'clock in the morning standing 00:01:27.410 --> 00:01:30.440 align:middle line:90% in line at the Coke machine. 00:01:30.440 --> 00:01:34.260 align:middle line:84% So tall and blond though not much of a conversationalist. 00:01:34.260 --> 00:01:40.030 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:01:40.030 --> 00:01:41.680 align:middle line:90% It's good to be home. 00:01:41.680 --> 00:01:44.020 align:middle line:84% Trying to soften the blow for young girls 00:01:44.020 --> 00:01:47.110 align:middle line:84% who are inclined to fall off of their porches. 00:01:47.110 --> 00:01:50.950 align:middle line:84% Some of my best friends are curse on those 00:01:50.950 --> 00:01:54.352 align:middle line:90% who do or do not take dope. 00:01:54.352 --> 00:01:58.000 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:01:58.000 --> 00:02:01.180 align:middle line:84% When autumn comes or when fall arrives 00:02:01.180 --> 00:02:03.700 align:middle line:84% in her chemise of zillion colors, 00:02:03.700 --> 00:02:09.340 align:middle line:84% I will sign noisily as if an old and disgusting leg had finally 00:02:09.340 --> 00:02:11.170 align:middle line:90% dropped off. 00:02:11.170 --> 00:02:14.860 align:middle line:84% No more drinking beer, no more the perpetual search 00:02:14.860 --> 00:02:17.050 align:middle line:90% for an air conditioned friend. 00:02:17.050 --> 00:02:19.090 align:middle line:90% No more friends. 00:02:19.090 --> 00:02:24.430 align:middle line:84% I'll take piano lessons, French lessons, speed reading lessons. 00:02:24.430 --> 00:02:28.435 align:middle line:84% And if there is still time to kill, golf at a blue 00:02:28.435 --> 00:02:32.170 align:middle line:84% jay tumbling out of the maple tree. 00:02:32.170 --> 00:02:36.010 align:middle line:84% Cars slide by with their windows up whispering 00:02:36.010 --> 00:02:40.870 align:middle line:84% of a Mexican restaurant with really good chile verde. 00:02:40.870 --> 00:02:43.930 align:middle line:84% The gutters billow with mauve death. 00:02:43.930 --> 00:02:47.050 align:middle line:84% A mother's sad voice sends out a tugboat whistle 00:02:47.050 --> 00:02:48.760 align:middle line:90% through the purple mist. 00:02:48.760 --> 00:02:51.310 align:middle line:90% She worries about her children. 00:02:51.310 --> 00:02:54.310 align:middle line:84% And the dangerous fishhook of melancholy 00:02:54.310 --> 00:02:57.100 align:middle line:90% dangles from every dog's ear. 00:02:57.100 --> 00:03:00.970 align:middle line:84% The dog that saved my life that keeps on saving it 00:03:00.970 --> 00:03:03.310 align:middle line:90% each long humid night. 00:03:03.310 --> 00:03:05.050 align:middle line:90% The dead dog. 00:03:05.050 --> 00:03:09.190 align:middle line:84% And so a shiny baseball hovers over the city. 00:03:09.190 --> 00:03:11.590 align:middle line:90% No one asks why. 00:03:11.590 --> 00:03:14.620 align:middle line:90% And so it passes on. 00:03:14.620 --> 00:03:19.990 align:middle line:84% And so a telephone starts to ring in a widow's cake filled 00:03:19.990 --> 00:03:21.280 align:middle line:90% kitchen. 00:03:21.280 --> 00:03:24.580 align:middle line:84% A roller skate collides with a lunch pail. 00:03:24.580 --> 00:03:27.280 align:middle line:90% 00:03:27.280 --> 00:03:29.130 align:middle line:90% [APPLAUSE] 00:03:29.130 --> 00:03:36.085 align:middle line:90%