WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:00.607 align:middle line:90% 00:00:00.607 --> 00:00:02.940 align:middle line:84% I'm going to read a couple of poems, three or four poems 00:00:02.940 --> 00:00:08.760 align:middle line:84% now that belong in a curious way to India. 00:00:08.760 --> 00:00:11.723 align:middle line:90% 00:00:11.723 --> 00:00:13.640 align:middle line:84% At least some of them belong in a curious way. 00:00:13.640 --> 00:00:17.160 align:middle line:84% Some of them belong in an obvious way, actually. 00:00:17.160 --> 00:00:19.830 align:middle line:90% OK. 00:00:19.830 --> 00:00:22.680 align:middle line:90% The first one is called "Maya." 00:00:22.680 --> 00:00:26.280 align:middle line:84% As you all know, Maya is the vast veil of cosmic illusion 00:00:26.280 --> 00:00:28.950 align:middle line:90% in which we all live. 00:00:28.950 --> 00:00:32.369 align:middle line:90% It's for Peter Orlovsky. 00:00:32.369 --> 00:00:37.620 align:middle line:84% And a word, O, capital O is slang for opium. 00:00:37.620 --> 00:00:40.380 align:middle line:90% 00:00:40.380 --> 00:00:49.530 align:middle line:84% "White clothes, white skin, white cows, the dream of India 00:00:49.530 --> 00:00:56.100 align:middle line:84% and flowers, teeth stained red, hair silver 00:00:56.100 --> 00:01:01.650 align:middle line:84% like that old giant jeweler wouldn't touch meat. 00:01:01.650 --> 00:01:03.480 align:middle line:90% A little O now and then." 00:01:03.480 --> 00:01:07.280 align:middle line:90% 00:01:07.280 --> 00:01:08.660 align:middle line:90% And that's true, actually. 00:01:08.660 --> 00:01:10.520 align:middle line:84% Opium is very easy to get in India, 00:01:10.520 --> 00:01:17.030 align:middle line:84% and Indian hemp, known as ganja in Hindi, 00:01:17.030 --> 00:01:19.610 align:middle line:84% and known in this country is marijuana, 00:01:19.610 --> 00:01:23.780 align:middle line:84% is sold in government stores with government tax 00:01:23.780 --> 00:01:28.553 align:middle line:84% stamps in India to be smoked where you please. 00:01:28.553 --> 00:01:30.470 align:middle line:84% Although they did send out a government ruling 00:01:30.470 --> 00:01:32.450 align:middle line:84% two years ago that civil servants were not 00:01:32.450 --> 00:01:34.340 align:middle line:84% to smoke marijuana on their lunch hours. 00:01:34.340 --> 00:01:37.130 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:01:37.130 --> 00:01:38.990 align:middle line:90% 00:01:38.990 --> 00:01:41.480 align:middle line:84% They thought it made them inefficient in the afternoon. 00:01:41.480 --> 00:01:44.342 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:01:44.342 --> 00:01:48.170 align:middle line:90% 00:01:48.170 --> 00:01:51.260 align:middle line:84% Nehru, who was really trying to make 00:01:51.260 --> 00:01:52.700 align:middle line:84% India a presentable country, went 00:01:52.700 --> 00:01:59.600 align:middle line:84% to promise to make hemp illegal in 15 years. 00:01:59.600 --> 00:02:01.150 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHS]