WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.730 align:middle line:90% 00:00:02.730 --> 00:00:07.020 align:middle line:84% I'll throw in this one little poem just for comic relief 00:00:07.020 --> 00:00:07.770 align:middle line:90% or something. 00:00:07.770 --> 00:00:09.720 align:middle line:90% It's a little interlude. 00:00:09.720 --> 00:00:11.280 align:middle line:90% It's called "Under the Bridge." 00:00:11.280 --> 00:00:13.620 align:middle line:84% And it's kind of a nervous poem, especially 00:00:13.620 --> 00:00:16.320 align:middle line:84% if you have had much experience with canoes, 00:00:16.320 --> 00:00:18.690 align:middle line:84% which have a tendency to turn over at the most 00:00:18.690 --> 00:00:20.190 align:middle line:90% inopportune moments. 00:00:20.190 --> 00:00:23.940 align:middle line:84% It's called "Under the Bridge," very short. 00:00:23.940 --> 00:00:27.330 align:middle line:84% "Twp cripples prepare to make love in a nervous canoe." 00:00:27.330 --> 00:00:30.528 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:00:30.528 --> 00:00:31.950 align:middle line:90% 00:00:31.950 --> 00:00:37.260 align:middle line:84% "Their crutches nestle like legs against one another. 00:00:37.260 --> 00:00:40.230 align:middle line:84% Several of the most important events of the century 00:00:40.230 --> 00:00:41.160 align:middle line:90% go by unnoticed." 00:00:41.160 --> 00:00:44.520 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:00:44.520 --> 00:00:46.260 align:middle line:84% "The river is getting ready has been 00:00:46.260 --> 00:00:49.980 align:middle line:90% getting ready for a long time. 00:00:49.980 --> 00:00:54.480 align:middle line:84% We offer prayers to the God of delicate processes. 00:00:54.480 --> 00:00:58.940 align:middle line:84% And cast our jeweled graffiti on the water." 00:00:58.940 --> 00:01:07.000 align:middle line:90%