WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:00.690 align:middle line:90% 00:00:00.690 --> 00:00:02.880 align:middle line:90% Well, I don't come from France. 00:00:02.880 --> 00:00:07.140 align:middle line:84% So my poem doesn't have the dignity of Apollinaire. 00:00:07.140 --> 00:00:10.605 align:middle line:84% It's sort of Apollinaire translated into the Bronx. 00:00:10.605 --> 00:00:15.030 align:middle line:90% 00:00:15.030 --> 00:00:18.930 align:middle line:84% It's called "Poem after Apollinaire." 00:00:18.930 --> 00:00:21.660 align:middle line:84% I miss the peace and quiet of Chicago. 00:00:21.660 --> 00:00:23.619 align:middle line:90% That's the kind of guy I am. 00:00:23.619 --> 00:00:27.750 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:00:27.750 --> 00:00:30.270 align:middle line:84% I've been to funerals where cigars 00:00:30.270 --> 00:00:34.080 align:middle line:84% are the only monuments to the dead and lipstick bleeds 00:00:34.080 --> 00:00:36.270 align:middle line:90% on the dead man's lips. 00:00:36.270 --> 00:00:37.800 align:middle line:90% I'm not afraid of death. 00:00:37.800 --> 00:00:39.630 align:middle line:90% And I'm not afraid of noise. 00:00:39.630 --> 00:00:41.910 align:middle line:84% But when you take off your stockings, 00:00:41.910 --> 00:00:46.500 align:middle line:84% I hear moles tearing at the seams of the Earth. 00:00:46.500 --> 00:00:50.850 align:middle line:84% Field my scurry into the deepest holes and a roar 00:00:50.850 --> 00:00:53.190 align:middle line:84% from the subway that could make me 00:00:53.190 --> 00:00:57.405 align:middle line:84% say, yes, sir, to the president, who I hate. 00:00:57.405 --> 00:01:00.780 align:middle line:90% 00:01:00.780 --> 00:01:04.209 align:middle line:84% And if afterwards, I should light a cigar, 00:01:04.209 --> 00:01:09.100 align:middle line:84% it has nothing to do with the movies or having a good time. 00:01:09.100 --> 00:01:13.320 align:middle line:84% It's just my way of keeping my fingers busy, 00:01:13.320 --> 00:01:17.100 align:middle line:84% of burning your smell out of the room. 00:01:17.100 --> 00:01:18.630 align:middle line:90% I don't want to work. 00:01:18.630 --> 00:01:22.140 align:middle line:90% I don't even want to smoke. 00:01:22.140 --> 00:01:25.470 align:middle line:84% I just need a few moments to recover. 00:01:25.470 --> 00:01:27.320 align:middle line:90% [APPLAUSE] 00:01:27.320 --> 00:01:34.000 align:middle line:90%