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"Tombstone, Arizona."

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Doc, Wyatt, today I saw
your original bloodstains

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in the corral for a dollar.

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[LAUGHTER]

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I offered to buy the whole
place, but the price was wrong.

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So, I held out for a teapot,
electroplated last year.

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There's only one real man left.

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He owns the Enco
Station by Boot Hill.

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And on Sunday, wears a
mustache, rimless glasses

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and a black suit.

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Walks up all the main
roads in your honor.

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[APPLAUSE]

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Thank you.

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