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Let me read two more.

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Read the title poem
to my last book.

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It's called, "The
Dangerous Shirt."

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This makes reference to me
ironing a shirt, which doesn't

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actually occur in real life.

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[LAUGHTER]

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As I'm reminded by my wife.

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OK.

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So I just say that.

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"The shirt in my
closet is dangerous.

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I shouldn't have ironed it.

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Because I have,
I will put it on.

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If I put it on, I
will be dressed.

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If I am dressed, I will be drawn
to the door, the door and not

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the couch.

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The door because,
if I'm dressed,

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I will not want to lie down.

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I will not want to get
wrinkled, spoiling,

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after all, the hard work
of ironing the shirt.

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If I'm dressed and
standing at the door,

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I will want to go out.

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And I will go out
because what else can I

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do if I can't lie on the couch?

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So if I get near
the door, that's it.

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Shake your head for me,
because I will open it.

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And if I open it, I
will go through it.

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I will go through it
and close it behind me.

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The danger of the
shirt, of course,

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always, every moment,
it is so obvious."

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[LAUGHTER]

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[APPLAUSE]

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