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And there's a great deal of
poetry in this world, which

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is not written by famous
poets or even poets who

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have any names at all.

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Such as this poem, which
was found by my pal Byron

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Black on a toilet wall
at the La Fiesta Cafe

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in Santa Monica, California.

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And this is it.

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Exactly as he found it.

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In my wretched Spanish.

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Cuando me siento
a cagar triste, me

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pongo a pensar tan cara
que esta la comida y donde

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viene a quedar, which
roughly translated

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means "whenever I
squat to take a shit,

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I become sad when I remember
how expensive food is

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and where it
eventually ends up."

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[LAUGHTER]

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