WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:00.930 align:middle line:90% 00:00:00.930 --> 00:00:03.130 align:middle line:90% "Machofilias" 00:00:03.130 --> 00:00:04.630 align:middle line:84% When I was writing this book I said, 00:00:04.630 --> 00:00:09.780 align:middle line:84% wait a minute there's got to be something about macho-hood. 00:00:09.780 --> 00:00:14.610 align:middle line:90% 00:00:14.610 --> 00:00:17.460 align:middle line:84% So it's a word that's thrown around all the time, 00:00:17.460 --> 00:00:20.610 align:middle line:90% macho this, macho that. 00:00:20.610 --> 00:00:27.240 align:middle line:84% So here they are, this is a deep study in machofilia 00:00:27.240 --> 00:00:30.358 align:middle line:84% and for all the students please take note, 00:00:30.358 --> 00:00:31.650 align:middle line:90% this will be good for that MFA. 00:00:31.650 --> 00:00:39.530 align:middle line:90% 00:00:39.530 --> 00:00:49.970 align:middle line:84% "Tobacco socks, leather forks, redwood boxers, 00:00:49.970 --> 00:00:53.770 align:middle line:84% spit instead of tears, the obscure insides 00:00:53.770 --> 00:00:58.390 align:middle line:84% of a Swatch watch, Guinness record tattoos, 00:00:58.390 --> 00:01:03.760 align:middle line:84% cremation in a mug, horse naming as an Olympic sport, 00:01:03.760 --> 00:01:10.760 align:middle line:84% Napalm impressionism, Christian Bullet associations, 00:01:10.760 --> 00:01:17.820 align:middle line:84% Hitler's jeans, cement talc, copper-plated Grand Canyon, 00:01:17.820 --> 00:01:20.520 align:middle line:90% grinding as an art category. 00:01:20.520 --> 00:01:25.980 align:middle line:84% Dostoyevsky class rings, Valdez oil spill polyester print 00:01:25.980 --> 00:01:32.340 align:middle line:84% shirt, toothpick wrenches, Viet Nam rope tricks, 00:01:32.340 --> 00:01:36.500 align:middle line:84% airport sculpture, Valvoline deodorant, 00:01:36.500 --> 00:01:44.480 align:middle line:84% Siamese cats on glue, date with bank teller machine, 00:01:44.480 --> 00:01:51.550 align:middle line:84% arson black, rabbit tea, antelope on a key chain, 00:01:51.550 --> 00:01:56.420 align:middle line:84% Howard Hughes comb, smart bomb in traditional red. 00:01:56.420 --> 00:02:03.350 align:middle line:84% Power suit Nagasaki, pall bearer glove liner, demolition derby 00:02:03.350 --> 00:02:10.430 align:middle line:84% fender prints, stethoscope scars, the word zygomatic, 00:02:10.430 --> 00:02:13.970 align:middle line:84% restraining odors, forensic lunch bags, 00:02:13.970 --> 00:02:18.410 align:middle line:84% still life with belly incision, Air Force recruiter officer air 00:02:18.410 --> 00:02:21.230 align:middle line:90% refreshener." 00:02:21.230 --> 00:02:23.150 align:middle line:90% That's a tough one. 00:02:23.150 --> 00:02:26.510 align:middle line:84% "Corporate handshake molds, camouflage wedding 00:02:26.510 --> 00:02:32.898 align:middle line:84% ring, salmon egg hand warmers, Bossa nova generic CD. 00:02:32.898 --> 00:02:35.586 align:middle line:90% 00:02:35.586 --> 00:02:40.270 align:middle line:84% Twenty-volume pictorial encyclopedia on Mars, 00:02:40.270 --> 00:02:47.470 align:middle line:84% Kuwait campground guide, rib-eye face cream" 00:02:47.470 --> 00:02:51.600 align:middle line:84% and "distance-o-matic enhancer machine." 00:02:51.600 --> 00:02:52.416 align:middle line:90%