OK, I'll get just serious now.
"Lady of the Dunes."
Watch out.
"Lady of the dunes accounts the horrors of her loves.
We ride to her upon fat rabid monks, foaming
with the delicacy of death.
We are the mocking dudes who entered through a blind spot
in her vision.
The shadows who feathered past her bed
between intermittent dreams.
The fingers reaching around the hand
that held the blade, glittering, to an exclamation point
at the end of her stomach.
Blood runs in mad rivers.
When she screams, it is large enough
for all of us to fit inside".