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Let's do something
from the book,

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so I have some emoticons here.

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So when time comes for the
emoticon to appear in the poem,

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I will show you it, and be
prepared to instantly react

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accordingly or not.

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That's fine.

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It's somewhere around here.

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There we go, emoticon one.

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There was no God
in my childhood,

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and now, I miss
him in armlessness.

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I could have used a God's
arm since I lost my own,

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but listen, it was the man
with God in his childhood

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who took away my arms.

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Now, he has mine,
his own, and God's.

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What the fuck?

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God, what for is my email
password your prophets name,

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Isaiah?

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Why for do I type, Isaiah,
Isaiah, at least, 20 times

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a day?

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I'll change it to
"gimme back my arms 07."

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I'll change it to
INAUDIBLE nothing.

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I'll change it to the
face of the rabbit that

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comes at the end of
autumn, meaning nothing

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and disappears among the leaves.

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Rabid husband, are you
scared of this thing

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behind the wallpaper?

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It's silence.

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Everyone at once, peel
off your wallpaper.

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As soon as it's down,
phones will stop ringing,

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your husbands won't come
home from the office.

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Wait, what husbands?

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Those you never loved,
and so it follows.

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We never once made love.

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How scared I was to
close the garden door.

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No one out there
in the dark green,

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twitchless dusk to reopen it.

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Remember that woman playing
hide and seek on her wedding day

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in a hired castle who closed
on herself a door that

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wouldn't open from
within, a system of levers

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built into the wall.

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50 years later, she's found
by the caretaker, still,

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white gloved, clutching a knife.

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Would I have tried to
eat the glove, my hand?

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Well, I peeled him
off, even without arms.

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You mean the husband?

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Yes, because of his problem.

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He's lost things, like
Peter Pan's shadow.

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You know when he lost it?

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Yes, well, it was God.

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This is actually a true
story about this woman who

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was playing hide and seek in
this castle that they, I guess,

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rented for her wedding.

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And she found,
like, a secret room,

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and closed the door
on herself, and then

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realized that she actually
couldn't get out of the room.

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So 50 years later,
somebody found her.

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Very macabre, but true.

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