WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:06.190 align:middle line:90% 00:00:06.190 --> 00:00:11.950 align:middle line:84% I heard on NPR a year ago, maybe 18 years ago, about how-- 00:00:11.950 --> 00:00:14.180 align:middle line:90% I think it was in Philadelphia-- 00:00:14.180 --> 00:00:18.640 align:middle line:84% there were teens who were, through Facebook, 00:00:18.640 --> 00:00:23.830 align:middle line:84% were creating flash mobs and vandalizing businesses-- 00:00:23.830 --> 00:00:27.622 align:middle line:84% to the point that Philadelphia was really 00:00:27.622 --> 00:00:29.080 align:middle line:84% thinking about what they were going 00:00:29.080 --> 00:00:33.250 align:middle line:84% to do to stop the teens, which I found frightening. 00:00:33.250 --> 00:00:34.780 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:00:34.780 --> 00:00:36.430 align:middle line:90% So I wrote this. 00:00:36.430 --> 00:00:39.250 align:middle line:90% Flash mob teen violence. 00:00:39.250 --> 00:00:41.500 align:middle line:90% The teens are assembling. 00:00:41.500 --> 00:00:45.970 align:middle line:84% They climb through windows while families sit down to eat. 00:00:45.970 --> 00:00:49.510 align:middle line:84% Help themselves to potatoes and throw plates. 00:00:49.510 --> 00:00:54.100 align:middle line:84% They spear forks through walls, and swing on chandeliers. 00:00:54.100 --> 00:00:57.050 align:middle line:84% They grab wine after polite requests, 00:00:57.050 --> 00:01:01.300 align:middle line:84% then let it pour on white carpets, and laugh. 00:01:01.300 --> 00:01:03.790 align:middle line:84% "This is a blood stain," one screams. 00:01:03.790 --> 00:01:06.100 align:middle line:90% "This is Jesus," says another. 00:01:06.100 --> 00:01:08.420 align:middle line:90% This is your future. 00:01:08.420 --> 00:01:10.420 align:middle line:84% So many teens in one room, they're 00:01:10.420 --> 00:01:13.570 align:middle line:84% like rabbits gnawing on their own feet. 00:01:13.570 --> 00:01:17.320 align:middle line:84% They move from dining room to living room, fine china 00:01:17.320 --> 00:01:20.590 align:middle line:84% on heads, until plates become discs sent 00:01:20.590 --> 00:01:22.690 align:middle line:90% through television screens. 00:01:22.690 --> 00:01:27.190 align:middle line:84% Some grab lamps, other cushions on the way to the store. 00:01:27.190 --> 00:01:29.440 align:middle line:90% Come one, come all. 00:01:29.440 --> 00:01:32.770 align:middle line:84% Lamps through windows, cushions as shields. 00:01:32.770 --> 00:01:34.630 align:middle line:90% "Take hangers," they scream. 00:01:34.630 --> 00:01:35.590 align:middle line:90% "Take carts. 00:01:35.590 --> 00:01:37.090 align:middle line:90% Take chocolate bars. 00:01:37.090 --> 00:01:38.890 align:middle line:90% Take index cards. 00:01:38.890 --> 00:01:40.390 align:middle line:90% Take, take, take." 00:01:40.390 --> 00:01:44.110 align:middle line:84% And they multiply in the jungle, in the field. 00:01:44.110 --> 00:01:45.160 align:middle line:90% They have cuts. 00:01:45.160 --> 00:01:46.420 align:middle line:90% They have bombs. 00:01:46.420 --> 00:01:49.150 align:middle line:84% They have fists They have babies. 00:01:49.150 --> 00:01:51.500 align:middle line:90% They have the numbers. 00:01:51.500 --> 00:01:52.000 align:middle line:90%