WEBVTT

00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:05.430 align:middle line:84%
Well my time is really about
up, so I think I will end--

00:00:05.430 --> 00:00:08.730 align:middle line:84%
This poem only takes a
minute and I'll do it.

00:00:08.730 --> 00:00:10.510 align:middle line:90%
(SINGING) Let me see you do it.

00:00:10.510 --> 00:00:11.850 align:middle line:90%
Ey!

00:00:11.850 --> 00:00:13.020 align:middle line:90%
OK, that's Little John.

00:00:13.020 --> 00:00:15.960 align:middle line:84%
All right, so finally
this is "Well Hung."

00:00:15.960 --> 00:00:20.430 align:middle line:84%
And to get away from all of
the pesky talking to members

00:00:20.430 --> 00:00:22.320 align:middle line:84%
of my audience before
reading, which I really

00:00:22.320 --> 00:00:25.800 align:middle line:84%
loathe, and having to get help
to do my poem, which is rather

00:00:25.800 --> 00:00:28.380 align:middle line:84%
demeaning and insulting
and I don't like it

00:00:28.380 --> 00:00:30.960 align:middle line:84%
at all, what I decided to
do now to completely cut you

00:00:30.960 --> 00:00:33.510 align:middle line:84%
all out of the loop because
that just makes me happier

00:00:33.510 --> 00:00:39.210 align:middle line:84%
is I have taken every kind of
pod of language, every phrase,

00:00:39.210 --> 00:00:42.510 align:middle line:84%
and I've made an individual
track of each one of those.

00:00:42.510 --> 00:00:45.630 align:middle line:84%
And I put them on a playlist
complete with blank spaces

00:00:45.630 --> 00:00:46.420 align:middle line:90%
for air.

00:00:46.420 --> 00:00:48.810 align:middle line:84%
And I will put that
playlist on shuffle

00:00:48.810 --> 00:00:52.507 align:middle line:84%
because I trust the machine to
write a better poem than I will

00:00:52.507 --> 00:00:53.590 align:middle line:90%
in terms of sequencing it.

00:00:53.590 --> 00:00:56.340 align:middle line:84%
And the only thing
I will perform live

00:00:56.340 --> 00:00:57.810 align:middle line:90%
is what you'll hear.

00:00:57.810 --> 00:00:59.370 align:middle line:90%
All right, so here we go.

00:00:59.370 --> 00:01:03.700 align:middle line:90%


00:01:03.700 --> 00:01:04.540 align:middle line:90%
Fat.

00:01:04.540 --> 00:01:05.110 align:middle line:90%
Well.

00:01:05.110 --> 00:01:05.860 align:middle line:90%
[RHYTHMIC MOANING]

00:01:05.860 --> 00:01:06.470 align:middle line:90%
Fat.

00:01:06.470 --> 00:01:06.970 align:middle line:90%
Fat.

00:01:06.970 --> 00:01:10.460 align:middle line:90%


00:01:10.460 --> 00:01:10.960 align:middle line:90%
Fat.

00:01:10.960 --> 00:01:13.290 align:middle line:90%


00:01:13.290 --> 00:01:15.154 align:middle line:90%
What cats hungry for?

00:01:15.154 --> 00:01:16.129 align:middle line:90%
Fat.

00:01:16.129 --> 00:01:16.629 align:middle line:90%
Stiff.

00:01:16.629 --> 00:01:17.129 align:middle line:90%
Stiff.

00:01:17.129 --> 00:01:18.126 align:middle line:90%
Stiff.

00:01:18.126 --> 00:01:20.122 align:middle line:90%
What you running for?

00:01:20.122 --> 00:01:21.120 align:middle line:90%
Up, up, up, up, up.

00:01:21.120 --> 00:01:24.620 align:middle line:90%


00:01:24.620 --> 00:01:26.960 align:middle line:90%
Fat.

00:01:26.960 --> 00:01:27.708 align:middle line:90%
Fat.

00:01:27.708 --> 00:01:29.000 align:middle line:90%
[RHYTHMIC MOANING] ng, ng, ng--

00:01:29.000 --> 00:01:31.706 align:middle line:90%


00:01:31.706 --> 00:01:33.194 align:middle line:90%
Fat.

00:01:33.194 --> 00:01:36.666 align:middle line:90%
RHYTHMIC MOANING] ng, ng, ng--

00:01:36.666 --> 00:01:40.634 align:middle line:84%
[RHYTHMIC MOANING GETTING LOUDER
 AND FASTER]

00:01:40.634 --> 00:02:42.790 align:middle line:90%


00:02:42.790 --> 00:02:44.240 align:middle line:90%
Thank you.

00:02:44.240 --> 00:02:47.890 align:middle line:90%
[APPLAUSE]

00:02:47.890 --> 00:02:54.000 align:middle line:90%