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"That Loud Ass Colored Silence."

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Human Beatbox.

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So we are going to have a
simulation of democracy.

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I'm going to give
you four choices.

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You don't know what
each choice actually is.

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But you are going to
choose one and you

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will be happy and
satisfied with your choice.

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And if you are not happy and
satisfied with the choice made,

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if it's the last president,
concentrate on breaking up

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all of the proceedings.

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Epigraphs, your choice is
between four epigraphs.

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And I'm going to have you
clap because that will

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make me feel good about myself.

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So the one that claps the
loudest using a rubric

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that only I know, clap
calculated technology that I

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patented and own, will win
the epigraph of their choice.

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Everyone who wants
epigraph A, Clap.

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[CLAPPING]

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This is like playing
rock, scissors, paper.

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I'm learning something about
most of your strategies.

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I have said you will
have four choices.

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They will each simply be
epigraph with a letter.

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Waiting as though you will
receive more information

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is magical thinking.

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How many in favor of epigraph B?

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[CLAPPING]

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My snark has made
you self-conscious.

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You are thinking to
yourself, I better clap now

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or he'll think I'm
a magical thinker.

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But you don't know my
opinion of magical thinking.

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You are assuming I don't
like it or think it is

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an inferior mode of thinking.

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Epigraph C, clap now.

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[CLAPPING]

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Some of that clapping is
because I'm funny as fuck

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and you are really
enjoying this.

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Epigraph D.

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[CLAPPING]

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So it is between B and
C. C had so many people

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clapping for it who are outside
of the special first class row.

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So as if by natural
decree, you're clapping

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was not as loud.

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Perhaps that reinforces
pre-existing ideas

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about your seating position.

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But if I can assert
that it is natural,

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then perhaps I can make the
argument that it is the way

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things should be.

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I ended with B. Epigraph Be
Bring the noise, Public Enemy.

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Human beatbox.

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Beat yourself up, that's short
the fuse of machine skin.

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Patterns spattered, your seat
rulers, the suit groupers,

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for to repeat the
Google of the future.

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Beat yourself up.

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Don't forget that short
fuse of machine skin.

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Pattern spattered, your seat
rulers, the suit groupers

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for to repeat the
Google of the future

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Shut your trap.

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Shut your trap!

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Shut your trap!

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Picking up a rock
with the noise,

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brought the music
that your mouth made.

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We see a cool trap hit.

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Mumbo jumbo, welcome
to the jungle, baby.

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Talking drum become
drumming talk.

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Shut your trap!

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Shut your trap!

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Shut your trap!

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Shut your trap.

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[APPLAUSE]

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