Actually, the law is my primary source of amusement.
Let me illustrate.
And this is true, even in a place as desperate as Chelsea.
And this is how desperate Chelsea is.
It's so desperate that the courthouse building itself
was condemned, but not before I got some amusement out of it.
This is a short poem based on an actual inscription
in one of the bathrooms, there at the courthouse.
It's called "Courthouse Graffiti for Two Voices."
"Jimmy C-- greatest car thief alive, Chelsea, '88.
Then what are you doing here?"
[LAUGHTER]