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Actually, the law is my
primary source of amusement.

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Let me illustrate.

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And this is true, even in a
place as desperate as Chelsea.

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And this is how
desperate Chelsea is.

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It's so desperate that the
courthouse building itself

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was condemned, but not before
I got some amusement out of it.

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This is a short poem based
on an actual inscription

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in one of the bathrooms,
there at the courthouse.

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It's called "Courthouse
Graffiti for Two Voices."

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"Jimmy C-- greatest car
thief alive, Chelsea, '88.

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Then what are you doing here?"

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[LAUGHTER]

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