WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.500 align:middle line:90% 00:00:01.500 --> 00:00:02.360 align:middle line:90% Last poem. 00:00:02.360 --> 00:00:09.085 align:middle line:84% A short little dystopic road trip through America. 00:00:09.085 --> 00:00:10.306 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:00:10.306 --> 00:00:13.000 align:middle line:90% 00:00:13.000 --> 00:00:14.070 align:middle line:90% It's called, "Trip Hop." 00:00:14.070 --> 00:00:18.150 align:middle line:90% 00:00:18.150 --> 00:00:22.350 align:middle line:84% I'll pack my toothbrush, and my cyanide molar, the iPhone, 00:00:22.350 --> 00:00:26.130 align:middle line:84% the car-seats, and a tactical stroller. 00:00:26.130 --> 00:00:29.580 align:middle line:84% I'll pack a snack bag with the Kraft food groups, 00:00:29.580 --> 00:00:33.600 align:middle line:84% and white flags for me, and black for my troops. 00:00:33.600 --> 00:00:37.350 align:middle line:84% I'll pack a fresh pack of Shark double-edged blades, 00:00:37.350 --> 00:00:41.370 align:middle line:84% my boy's Razr scooter, and my girl's blue shades. 00:00:41.370 --> 00:00:46.680 align:middle line:84% I'll pack doses of patience, and some Kevlar smiles, 00:00:46.680 --> 00:00:50.190 align:middle line:84% check our air and our fluids, our gauges, and dials. 00:00:50.190 --> 00:00:52.770 align:middle line:84% And we'll hit I-40 in our old green Accord. 00:00:52.770 --> 00:00:54.540 align:middle line:90% There'll be collateral damage. 00:00:54.540 --> 00:00:55.920 align:middle line:90% And we might get bored. 00:00:55.920 --> 00:00:59.610 align:middle line:84% But I won't need TomTom to know where I'm headed-- 00:00:59.610 --> 00:01:03.270 align:middle line:84% a theme park they dream of, a theme park I've dreaded. 00:01:03.270 --> 00:01:04.950 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:01:04.950 --> 00:01:09.030 align:middle line:84% And if we ever get home, and if our home still stands, 00:01:09.030 --> 00:01:12.540 align:middle line:84% I'll unpack my dark heart and Purell my hands. 00:01:12.540 --> 00:01:15.606 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:01:15.606 --> 00:01:16.980 align:middle line:90% [APPLAUSE] 00:01:16.980 --> 00:01:19.130 align:middle line:90% Thank you very much.