All right.
"Dairy of a Werewolf."
It's hard to milk a werewolf.
They have really sensitive nipples.
I tried to once, sort of.
He had me cornered, so I gave him a titty twister.
I'm partially to blame, because I coaxed him toward me in order
to milk him in the first place.
What could you do?
We were at a water park.
I thought the all-around good vibe of a water park would make
a werewolf more laid back and easier to milk, but it didn't.
I guess it doesn't matter where you are.
A werewolf is going to lash out at you if you try to milk it.
He's dealing with a lot of strange new feelings.
He makes incredible milk, though.
Rich, creamy, low fat.
It's the best.
Thank goodness for werewolf milk farmers.
Otherwise it would be impossible to get it.
I wish they had chocolate werewolf milk,
but there's no such thing as a chocolate werewolf.