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All right.

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"Dairy of a Werewolf."

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It's hard to milk a werewolf.

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They have really
sensitive nipples.

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I tried to once, sort of.

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He had me cornered, so I
gave him a titty twister.

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I'm partially to blame, because
I coaxed him toward me in order

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to milk him in the first place.

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What could you do?

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We were at a water park.

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I thought the all-around good
vibe of a water park would make

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a werewolf more laid back and
easier to milk, but it didn't.

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I guess it doesn't
matter where you are.

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A werewolf is going to lash out
at you if you try to milk it.

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He's dealing with a lot
of strange new feelings.

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He makes incredible
milk, though.

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Rich, creamy, low fat.

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It's the best.

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Thank goodness for
werewolf milk farmers.

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Otherwise it would be
impossible to get it.

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I wish they had
chocolate werewolf milk,

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but there's no such thing
as a chocolate werewolf.

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