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Bat sleep.

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I've always been
a troubled sleeper

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but let me tell you, after
a night of bat sleep,

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I'll never sleep any other way.

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You feel so rested, so
energized, and so much more

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in tune with the real
after a night of bat sleep.

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Vegan bat sleep sounds
good too but I'm not

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ready to give up my days yet.

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Perhaps after a few more regular
bat sleeps, I can be persuaded.

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Ultimate bat sleep, an immersion
with vigilante crime fighting

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also sounds pretty intriguing.

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I can imagine getting into that.

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I want to get Jeremy
into dog bat sleep

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but you won't get
into the dog bat

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sleep harness I got for him.

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I mean, I can get
him into the harness

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but he won't sit still in it.

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Let alone sleep upside down.

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The harness instructions
recommend blindfolding him

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but that doesn't work.

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It's frustrating
because I really

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want Jeremy to
experience the clarity

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and vitality you feel after a
night of really good bat sleep.

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