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Yellow.

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Two days ago, mom
threatened to randomly kill

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one person every hour
until I cleaned my room.

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I went for a walk.

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I was happy to be outside but
unhappy someone might die.

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Was this really happening?

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I drew a pretty good
character of a pigeon

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and gave it to a magician
who was feeding it.

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He handcuffed me and
placed me inside a box.

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When he opened the
box, I was gone.

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What was once a
dream come true had

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become a total embarrassment.

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Do you want to live--

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Do you want to live dangerously?

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Try wrapping
yourself in newspaper

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and sleeping on
a bed of grenades

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next to a can of gasoline.

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It's hard not to fall in love
while wearing prescription

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pants.

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When I climb into a sphere
of light, it explodes.

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This is why yellow is
the greatest color.

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