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It's called the alligator
break dance contest.

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After Hector was born, I had
a difficult decision to make.

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Raise him as a weirdo
planet boy super freak

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and use the money
we earn exploiting

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him to pay for his
education or raise him

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as a normal planet boy.

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Let him spiral off in his own
direction and never look back.

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I won't tell you what I did
but you can probably guess.

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It finally led me here, the
alligator break dance contest.

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As you may imagine, it's
the New Testament of crazy.

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The fat beats hype gear.

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All kinds of gold and bling
torn from golfers and seniors,

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I guess.

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Representing and
keeping it mad real.

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Not to mention the dope and
truly innovative break dance

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moves.

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I love it.

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I think people forget
about the positives because

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of all the media
attention on the violence.

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It's not about the violence.

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It's about a few mega rad crews
of mentally ill gators busting

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some of the freshest,
most original moves

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ever seen deep in the hearts
of the biggest nastiest swamps

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around.

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You know what I'm saying?