This is the last one.
Thanks for listening.
It's called "Terror Bird."
Of all the characters you do, "guy with a sexy foreign accent
who is also a pervert" will always be one of my favorites.
I moved into a smaller apartment to increase
my chances of bumping into Kathy Ireland as she exits a shower.
I make my turns wide and gradual, my friend.
Remember in school, when we joined the cross-country team
and ran into Todd Bernstein's basement for cookies and video
games in the middle of the first practice?
I saw him a few weeks ago, and he
looked like he'd been stung in the face by a huge bee.
You might not know you need something special until you
find something special, right?
How is Hidden Valley Hills?
I hear they give great massages.
Yesterday, I got thrown hard into a big W,
and I think I broke my arm.
There was a giant metal bird full of people flying over me
when it happened.
Thank you.
[APPLAUSE]