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This is the last one.

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Thanks for listening.

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It's called "Terror Bird."

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Of all the characters you do,
"guy with a sexy foreign accent

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who is also a pervert" will
always be one of my favorites.

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I moved into a smaller
apartment to increase

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my chances of bumping into Kathy
Ireland as she exits a shower.

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I make my turns wide
and gradual, my friend.

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Remember in school, when we
joined the cross-country team

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and ran into Todd Bernstein's
basement for cookies and video

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games in the middle
of the first practice?

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I saw him a few
weeks ago, and he

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looked like he'd been stung
in the face by a huge bee.

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You might not know you need
something special until you

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find something special, right?

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How is Hidden Valley Hills?

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I hear they give great massages.

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Yesterday, I got thrown
hard into a big W,

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and I think I broke my arm.

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There was a giant metal bird
full of people flying over me

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when it happened.

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Thank you.

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[APPLAUSE]

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