WEBVTT

00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.080 align:middle line:90%


00:00:01.080 --> 00:00:02.869 align:middle line:90%
"The Brilliance of Orifices."

00:00:02.869 --> 00:00:07.350 align:middle line:90%


00:00:07.350 --> 00:00:10.140 align:middle line:84%
"I can even tell
you a story, talk

00:00:10.140 --> 00:00:14.640 align:middle line:84%
about my boyfriend's sweet
brick skin, its Indian origin,

00:00:14.640 --> 00:00:18.810 align:middle line:84%
and volcanic appearance,
site of seven craters,

00:00:18.810 --> 00:00:21.180 align:middle line:84%
each with its own
characteristics.

00:00:21.180 --> 00:00:25.200 align:middle line:84%
One, for example, has lips,
and is the patience crater,

00:00:25.200 --> 00:00:27.330 align:middle line:90%
the funniest and most witty.

00:00:27.330 --> 00:00:32.159 align:middle line:84%
It also releases poetry, my
boyfriend's primary charm.

00:00:32.159 --> 00:00:34.650 align:middle line:84%
There are two craters,
however, through which

00:00:34.650 --> 00:00:36.870 align:middle line:90%
things do not exit, but enter.

00:00:36.870 --> 00:00:40.140 align:middle line:84%
They are called
entrances for music,

00:00:40.140 --> 00:00:44.100 align:middle line:84%
and are somewhat wrinkled,
crudely known as ears.

00:00:44.100 --> 00:00:46.230 align:middle line:84%
They are the
softest love devices

00:00:46.230 --> 00:00:48.960 align:middle line:84%
which my boyfriend
never cleans, afraid

00:00:48.960 --> 00:00:53.160 align:middle line:84%
he'll dull or scratch them, like
someone who destroys a record

00:00:53.160 --> 00:00:56.100 align:middle line:90%
and with it a fount of miracles.

00:00:56.100 --> 00:00:58.530 align:middle line:84%
The function of the
last two craters

00:00:58.530 --> 00:01:02.580 align:middle line:84%
is to allow things to
exit and also to enter.

00:01:02.580 --> 00:01:09.060 align:middle line:84%
They cover a moist organ and
go foos foos when functioning.

00:01:09.060 --> 00:01:12.390 align:middle line:84%
To them we owe the
grace of aroma and funk,

00:01:12.390 --> 00:01:15.030 align:middle line:84%
which is why they
are called awakeners

00:01:15.030 --> 00:01:17.910 align:middle line:90%
or indexes of sensitivity.

00:01:17.910 --> 00:01:22.080 align:middle line:84%
And fortunate is he of the
fully developed awakeners.

00:01:22.080 --> 00:01:25.470 align:middle line:84%
And they call my
boyfriend Lucky Fortunato,

00:01:25.470 --> 00:01:28.370 align:middle line:84%
even though his
name is Claudio."

00:01:28.370 --> 00:01:30.357 align:middle line:90%