This is called New Erotic Designs for Furniture.
[LAUGHTER]
Looking for water.
I brought water.
[CLEARS THROAT]
New Erotic Designs for Furniture--
Dreaming of a vast world, we have
come to the definite conclusion that physical positions
in a civilized world are too constricting.
Therefore, we would eliminate the position sitting in a chair
and suggest instead a different kind of furniture
that allows for a multiplicity of movements
and physical situations in line with each body's
specific wiring.
This idea will be of special interest
to those who obsessively or by obligation
remain immobile for long hours, e.g.
students, office workers, machine operators,
meeting attendees--
[LAUGHTER]
--people at poetry readings.
[LAUGHTER]
Models will be built for those who
hate to write while sitting, allowing
them to kneel, lie on their bellies,
squat, or hang upside down.
This furniture will promote the health and beauty
of all its users.
Thanks to the peculiar increase in blood circulation
and inevitable protuberance of thighs and asses, which are
undoubtedly part of my plan.
[LAUGHTER]