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This is called New Erotic
Designs for Furniture.

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[LAUGHTER]

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Looking for water.

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I brought water.

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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New Erotic Designs
for Furniture--

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Dreaming of a vast
world, we have

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come to the definite conclusion
that physical positions

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in a civilized world
are too constricting.

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Therefore, we would eliminate
the position sitting in a chair

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and suggest instead a
different kind of furniture

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that allows for a
multiplicity of movements

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and physical situations
in line with each body's

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specific wiring.

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This idea will be
of special interest

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to those who obsessively
or by obligation

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remain immobile for
long hours, e.g.

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students, office workers,
machine operators,

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meeting attendees--

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[LAUGHTER]

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--people at poetry readings.

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[LAUGHTER]

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Models will be
built for those who

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hate to write while
sitting, allowing

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them to kneel, lie
on their bellies,

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squat, or hang upside down.

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This furniture will promote
the health and beauty

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of all its users.

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Thanks to the peculiar
increase in blood circulation

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and inevitable protuberance
of thighs and asses, which are

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undoubtedly part of my plan.

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[LAUGHTER]

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