WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:00.840 align:middle line:90% 00:00:00.840 --> 00:00:02.520 align:middle line:84% This is called "Research Project." 00:00:02.520 --> 00:00:07.060 align:middle line:90% 00:00:07.060 --> 00:00:10.240 align:middle line:84% I propose we take a trip around the world 00:00:10.240 --> 00:00:15.370 align:middle line:84% to be officially designated, "Socialist Government Research 00:00:15.370 --> 00:00:16.780 align:middle line:90% Project." 00:00:16.780 --> 00:00:19.510 align:middle line:90% You and I will be the kissers. 00:00:19.510 --> 00:00:23.380 align:middle line:84% We kiss better than anyone, having developed 00:00:23.380 --> 00:00:26.290 align:middle line:84% a meticulous and carefully researched 00:00:26.290 --> 00:00:29.170 align:middle line:90% method for perfecting the kiss. 00:00:29.170 --> 00:00:32.439 align:middle line:84% There is no woman who kisses like me, 00:00:32.439 --> 00:00:35.440 align:middle line:90% and no man who kisses like you. 00:00:35.440 --> 00:00:38.080 align:middle line:84% The kissers will kiss every person 00:00:38.080 --> 00:00:41.170 align:middle line:84% we meet to determine who does it better 00:00:41.170 --> 00:00:44.110 align:middle line:84% and learn accordingly from their technique. 00:00:44.110 --> 00:00:46.810 align:middle line:84% We'll practice it and, without delay, 00:00:46.810 --> 00:00:50.110 align:middle line:84% bring it back to our socialist country, which 00:00:50.110 --> 00:00:53.790 align:middle line:90% will be Land of the Kissers. 00:00:53.790 --> 00:00:55.000 align:middle line:90%