This is called "Research Project."
I propose we take a trip around the world
to be officially designated, "Socialist Government Research
Project."
You and I will be the kissers.
We kiss better than anyone, having developed
a meticulous and carefully researched
method for perfecting the kiss.
There is no woman who kisses like me,
and no man who kisses like you.
The kissers will kiss every person
we meet to determine who does it better
and learn accordingly from their technique.
We'll practice it and, without delay,
bring it back to our socialist country, which
will be Land of the Kissers.