"Monday morning, nobody in my house.
Visit next door.
Nobody there either.
Call the police.
Phone rings three minutes, no answer.
Frankenstein on TV tonight.
God in his heaven, all's right with the world.
Tuesday morning, no dogs, no cat, no mice in my house.
Visit next door.
No dogs, no cats, no mice there either.
Call the pet hospital.
Phone rings three minutes, no answer.
Charlie Chaplin on TV tonight.
God in his heaven, all's right with the world.
Wednesday morning, no bugs, no fish, no bird in my yard.
Visit next door.
No bugs, no fish, no bird there either.
Call the zoo.
Phone rings three minutes, no answer.
Marilyn Monroe on TV tonight.
God in his heaven, all's right with the world.
Thursday morning, no flowers, no vegetables,
no trees in my garden.
Visit next door.
No flowers, no vegetables, no trees there either.
Call the nurseryman.
Phone rings three minutes, no answer.
La Dolce Vita on TV tonight.
God in his heaven, all's right with the world.
Friday morning, mountains and rivers are gone.
Drive to a nearby city.
No mountains, no rivers there either.
Call the federal government.
Phone rings three minutes, no answer.
Star Trek on TV tonight.
God in his heaven, all's right with the world.
Saturday morning, our planet, the mother Earth,
is gone forever.
Call my psychiatrist.
Phone rings three minutes, no answer.
Shogun on TV tonight.
God in his heaven, all's right with the world.
Sunday morning, God walks back to church,
says, good morning, good morning, good morning.
No answer."