So how about--
I love one.
"Grasshoppers."
So lovely insect.
"Hi, Fred.
You don't want to have vegetable garden this summer, do you?
No, too many grasshoppers.
Why don't you eat them?
Prairie shrimp.
Catch them with a butterfly net.
Take off legs.
Sauté in butter.
Eat with garlic and the soy sauce.
Next morning, give you a sit back to the garden.
Now, with number less grasshoppers,
sing songs, hop, jump, dance forever."
I sent the a poem to my friend, Fred.
And he was so happy, he wrote back his poem for us
in his life.