WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.020 align:middle line:90% 00:00:01.020 --> 00:00:02.314 align:middle line:90% Any questions? 00:00:02.314 --> 00:00:05.950 align:middle line:90% 00:00:05.950 --> 00:00:07.195 align:middle line:90% No question, OK. 00:00:07.195 --> 00:00:16.440 align:middle line:90% 00:00:16.440 --> 00:00:25.880 align:middle line:84% One day I walked a Superstition mountain near Phoenix. 00:00:25.880 --> 00:00:31.670 align:middle line:84% And I heard a very funny story, so I made a poem. 00:00:31.670 --> 00:00:36.380 align:middle line:84% "At the Superstition Mountain in the Sonoran desert, 00:00:36.380 --> 00:00:43.820 align:middle line:84% a beer-bellied man is shooting through a 50-foot saguaro 00:00:43.820 --> 00:00:47.670 align:middle line:90% cactus with a rifle. 00:00:47.670 --> 00:00:52.320 align:middle line:84% A couple of minutes later, the giant cactus 00:00:52.320 --> 00:00:58.530 align:middle line:84% falls to the ground and killed the man. 00:00:58.530 --> 00:01:01.640 align:middle line:90% April, 1984." 00:01:01.640 --> 00:01:04.390 align:middle line:90% It's true story. 00:01:04.390 --> 00:01:10.510 align:middle line:84% "April, 1986, in arriving at a big mountain 00:01:10.510 --> 00:01:18.520 align:middle line:84% in Hopi and Navajo, a coyote is reading the Wall Street 00:01:18.520 --> 00:01:20.080 align:middle line:90% Journal. 00:01:20.080 --> 00:01:27.100 align:middle line:84% How many mice can I steal next year from the American economy? 00:01:27.100 --> 00:01:29.660 align:middle line:90% 00:01:29.660 --> 00:01:34.160 align:middle line:84% Off the coast of Northern California, 00:01:34.160 --> 00:01:40.130 align:middle line:84% sea lions are listening to the long-term weather 00:01:40.130 --> 00:01:43.400 align:middle line:90% forecast on the radio. 00:01:43.400 --> 00:01:51.410 align:middle line:84% They want to freeze dry their Redwood forest for the coming 00:01:51.410 --> 00:01:54.400 align:middle line:90% ice age. 00:01:54.400 --> 00:02:00.880 align:middle line:84% On the rocky ridge, somewhere in the century of nuclear power, 00:02:00.880 --> 00:02:10.150 align:middle line:84% a family of Californian condors is watching Wild Kingdom on TV. 00:02:10.150 --> 00:02:14.650 align:middle line:84% They ponder how many more years Homo sapiens, 00:02:14.650 --> 00:02:20.280 align:middle line:84% one of the most endangered species, can survive." 00:02:20.280 --> 00:02:34.750 align:middle line:90% 00:02:34.750 --> 00:02:40.840 align:middle line:84% I guess when I was writing a new poem about-- 00:02:40.840 --> 00:02:44.140 align:middle line:90% the title is "My Passport." 00:02:44.140 --> 00:02:53.100 align:middle line:84% And desert nation gave me special citizenship 00:02:53.100 --> 00:02:58.470 align:middle line:84% because desert knows how I love desert. 00:02:58.470 --> 00:03:03.540 align:middle line:90% But human society I reject visa. 00:03:03.540 --> 00:03:06.190 align:middle line:90% No thank you. 00:03:06.190 --> 00:03:10.390 align:middle line:84% Kind of very funny poem I started now writing. 00:03:10.390 --> 00:03:12.500 align:middle line:90% Maybe next time. 00:03:12.500 --> 00:03:13.000 align:middle line:90%