This is a very optimistic poem.
Usually I don't hear anything.
Here I may explain.
Usually I hate to explaining what it is a poem about.
But right hand rule is a traffic rule
in our country, except be in addition, it's
a electromagnetic rule of the right hand,
by the right hand means on a cross roads when there is not
a yield way signs.
So the man on the right hand has the first goal.
"Dreams.
Taking sips from a man like the moon from dew drops.
The rope grows straight up from the crown of the head.
The black swan hatches out of a pebbled.
And a flock of angels in the sky is taking an evening skid
control course.
I am dreaming.
Therefore, I am dreaming.
I am dreaming that 3 times 3 is 9.
That the rule of the right hand applies.
That when a circus leaves, the trumpet arena
grows green with grass.
Yes, grass.
Grass with no double meaning, just grass."
Just show you the efficient Czech [INAUDIBLE]..
I read it in Czech too.
Sny
„Upíjejí z člověka
jako lůna z rosy.
Lano vyrůstá z temene kolmo vzhůru,
černá labuť se líhne z oblázku
a hejno andělů na nebi
studuje večerní školu smyků.
Sním, tak tedy sním.
Sním, že třikrát tři je devět.
Že platí pravidlo pravé ruky.
A že když odjede cirkus,
na zdupaném place naroste tráva.
Ano, tráva.
Ne dvojsmyslná tráva.
Tráva jen tak!“
Because I see some of my Czech colleagues, with whom
know from science.
I would recommend here that the efficient Czech work
„tráva“,
It's very close to „kráva“.
And then I came in New York to the Public Research Institute
Immunological laboratory.
And heard for the first time in a laboratory that
is Murphy's law valid in any laboratory, which says,
whatever can go wrong, it will.
And there is a postscript to this rule,
Murphy was an optimist.
[LAUGHTER]
And so, of course, when you are spinning something,
you will break in the centrifuge.
When you are carrying something, you will drop it.
The sample, not the water and so on.
And I heard the American colleagues are saying,
oops or gosh or something, which was utterly inefficient.
And I willingly or non-willingly say „Zatracená kráva“!
And I notice I had a very positive influence
on American scientific life.
Because after a month already everybody,
including the technicians, started to say instead oops,
they started say „Zatracená kráva“!
[LAUGHTER]