So this is a contrast, this is guy talk,
this is what guys here when they're in the gym
or in the locker room.
Guys always talking about how great they are with women.
Wild man.
You don't know, so this is called "The Lovers"
because they get confused.
They don't know the difference between pleasure and love.
Lovers, it's a short poem.
When I hear men boast about how passionate they are,
I always think of two cleaning ladies at a second story window
looking down on a man who's coming back from a party
where there was lots of free beer.
He's running in and out of buildings
trying to find a toilet.
My Lord, says the tall woman.
That man down there surely does love architecture.
[LAUGHTER]