OK, three more songs.
This is a song called "I Like."
I'll read you my favorite verse from it--
"Oh, I like mohawks, I like head cheese,
I like midgets and lingerie, I like Kool-Aid, getting paid
and I like hey, hey."
--and then the chorus comes in, OK.
A song called "Spork," and you need
some information for this one.
Some of you know what sporks are,
but I realized most of you probably don't.
This is a spork.
I got this from--
well, the other day, while I was sitting in Kentucky Fried
Chicken, I saw Steve and Gail Orlen drive by on their way
to Chez Shea to eat out, and I had one of these in my hand.
You get these at Kentucky Fried Chicken.
I believe you can get them in other places, too.
You probably can't tell from here but it is--
it's kind of a spoon, a real shallow one,
and it's got these little sharp tines
at the end that serve as a kind of a fork that hurt you when
you're using it as a spoon.
So the second song is called "Spork."
The third is what the guys have called a sentimental song.
It's called-- they're all short --it's called "Cosmic Fruit,"
and we'll finish with these, OK?
So, thanks.
[APPLAUSE]
"I like cars that do better.
I like Cookie and Gumby.
I like chicks and cheese scoops, I like playing rugby
and I like--
that's just I like the best, and I like you the least.
I like puppets, I like death, I like sitting in mud.
I like Spam and chicken sandwich and cows chewing the cud.
And I like the best, just I like, the best
that I like you the least.
Oh, I like mohawks, I like head cheese,
I like midgets and lingerie, I like Kool-Aid, getting paid,
and I like hey, hey, hey.
And I like the best just.
I like it the best, and I like you the least.
I like Buddy's green upholstery and Jack-in-the-Box.
I like singing songs, talking to King Kong
and I like fox with socks.
And I like, that's just I like, the best
and I like you the least.
Ha-ha-ha."
[MUSIC PLAYING]
"He can't even feel it, like he was driving long.
There's no fast food joint, so he can't even
pull over and get out.
Yeah, you do.
There are people over one side, checking
the place out, the second rate, unheard of, kind of.
So you know when it's the counter, custom,
but he got the usual.
Focus on that.
Let's sit down.
The usual sitting place.
He knew.
I started to eat, and I realized, you know,
that thing, time and place.
Was it humid?
I think that you know, I think that you know.
I call it--
[MUSIC PLAYING]
You know, so I just didn't know what to do.
So I said, hey.
I'll go up to the front counter and ask the lady.
So I went up to the front counter and said, yeah.
Excuse me, ma'am.
Is that some real silverware?
She goes, real silverware?
That is real silverware!
So, you know, then I just get really freaked out
and then, like, slowly walked back, and I sat down
and I thought about it.
But, you know, it's just like tossing,
you just have to, like, scoop them up.
You know, stick them all in there and then scoop them up.
So, you know, I'm like, hey, lady,
maybe they really do have some silverware,
but they're just hiding it.
You know, like concealing it.
So I get up and, you know, looked around.
I looked everywhere, but they didn't have any.
Nothing at all!
You know, I just like blacked out.
I didn't know what to do.
You know, then I fell unconscious.
You know, then woke up, and I stumbled out.
And you know, I saw it.
It was so bad!
You know what I'm saying?
You know, I still didn't know what to do with it.
But she came with a frown.
She said to just scoop them up.
And, you know, it's looking straight at me,
and then I just didn't know what to do.
What are you supposed to do with these things?
What do you do with them?
I don't know!
What do you do with them?
What are you doing with these things?
I don't know what to do!
What do you do with these things?
What do you do with them?
[SCREAMS]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
(SINGING) The sky is a banana.
The sun's a cantaloupe.
Earth is an apple, and Saturn is a strawberry.
Venus is a grapefruit, and Jupiter is some grapes.
The universe is like a bowl of fruit, and it's nice,
and it sure seems great.
And one more I forgot.
This is-- thanks.
This is called "Blues to Gumby."
[LAUGHTER]
This is the last one.
You guys stand up.
OK?
The necro-ambulance.
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
Stand up.
Come on!
Gumby.
He was once a little green slab of clay,
but you don't want to see what shape he's in today.
Gumby got run over by a 4-by-4.
Squish!
Now his cheery green image is no more.
Gumby got run over by a 4-by-4.
Squish!
Now he lies flat as a door.
Suffering, Gumby died in pain.
Pokey held his head in shame.
The driver was killed by little kids, beat to death
with garbage can lids.
Gumby got run over by a 4-by-4!
Squish!
Gumby got run over by a 4-by-4.
Squish!
Now his cheery green image is no more.
Gumby got run over by a 4-by-4.
Squish!
Thank you all a lot.
[APPLAUSE]