This is-- Well, I can't read that one.
I can't read that one.
[LAUGHTER]
Come on.
No.
Can't do.
I guess, it OK.
You asked for it.
This is a takeoff from juvenile.
It's called "Two Onanists Were Lovers."
[LAUGHTER]
"They made love by mail, each trying
to outdo the other in lewd logodaedalies."