WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.410 align:middle line:90% 00:00:01.410 --> 00:00:04.680 align:middle line:84% Who among us has got the syphilis? 00:00:04.680 --> 00:00:06.030 align:middle line:90% The medicine? 00:00:06.030 --> 00:00:08.940 align:middle line:84% I do have a medicine for it-- no, wait. 00:00:08.940 --> 00:00:12.000 align:middle line:84% This one here is for the tetanus and was administered 00:00:12.000 --> 00:00:14.880 align:middle line:84% last to Slightly, who complained of Curly, Curly, 00:00:14.880 --> 00:00:17.070 align:middle line:84% having stabbed him with his dinner fork. 00:00:17.070 --> 00:00:20.010 align:middle line:84% "I do complain of itchy crotch," says Tootles. 00:00:20.010 --> 00:00:21.120 align:middle line:90% "I do complain." 00:00:21.120 --> 00:00:24.270 align:middle line:84% And all around, the Lost Boys are raising their hands. 00:00:24.270 --> 00:00:26.910 align:middle line:90% "We do complain!" 00:00:26.910 --> 00:00:29.160 align:middle line:84% "I complain of pus and of the scurvy." 00:00:29.160 --> 00:00:30.180 align:middle line:90% "Yes, yes, we do! 00:00:30.180 --> 00:00:32.189 align:middle line:90% We do complain." 00:00:32.189 --> 00:00:35.580 align:middle line:84% "Let us then pretend that a new medicine has been sent. 00:00:35.580 --> 00:00:38.700 align:middle line:84% Let us say that once taken, it will cure 00:00:38.700 --> 00:00:40.440 align:middle line:90% in precisely an hour and a day. 00:00:40.440 --> 00:00:44.850 align:middle line:84% You see, boys," says Wendy, "what you need are oranges." 00:00:44.850 --> 00:00:45.660 align:middle line:90% "Yes, Wendy. 00:00:45.660 --> 00:00:48.270 align:middle line:84% We have lately been getting them from the Tiger Lily. 00:00:48.270 --> 00:00:48.990 align:middle line:90% See here? 00:00:48.990 --> 00:00:50.760 align:middle line:90% A whole barrelful-full!" 00:00:50.760 --> 00:00:53.610 align:middle line:84% But when it's the girl Wendy, who lies ill, 00:00:53.610 --> 00:00:58.320 align:middle line:84% will you, Slightly, again then play at being doctor? 00:00:58.320 --> 00:01:01.080 align:middle line:84% Tootles, again, complains of Peter. 00:01:01.080 --> 00:01:03.929 align:middle line:84% Tootles would like to play at being doctor. 00:01:03.929 --> 00:01:07.080 align:middle line:90% 00:01:07.080 --> 00:01:10.830 align:middle line:84% Miss Mermaid has a fair amount of skin showing. 00:01:10.830 --> 00:01:15.420 align:middle line:84% Tiger Lily hardly knows just how to wear underwear. 00:01:15.420 --> 00:01:20.295 align:middle line:84% "It is vulgar," she thinks is something mother might say. 00:01:20.295 --> 00:01:22.020 align:middle line:90% And poor Tink. 00:01:22.020 --> 00:01:24.930 align:middle line:90% Peter has locked her up again! 00:01:24.930 --> 00:01:27.300 align:middle line:84% Peter has ordered that she be sent away 00:01:27.300 --> 00:01:31.530 align:middle line:84% into her little skeleton cage for five nights and six days 00:01:31.530 --> 00:01:32.850 align:middle line:90% again. 00:01:32.850 --> 00:01:37.110 align:middle line:84% And her little life so short being spent away all 00:01:37.110 --> 00:01:38.910 align:middle line:90% locked up in her Never-cage. 00:01:38.910 --> 00:01:42.150 align:middle line:84% Dearest Tink, should you and I together 00:01:42.150 --> 00:01:45.240 align:middle line:90% unionize against the Peter? 00:01:45.240 --> 00:01:48.390 align:middle line:84% "Equal pay for equal work," we'll say? 00:01:48.390 --> 00:01:49.350 align:middle line:90% We'll say. 00:01:49.350 --> 00:01:53.070 align:middle line:84% Because we don't like those times he plays at being at-- 00:01:53.070 --> 00:01:56.790 align:middle line:84% when he plays at favorites, at least not with anyone else. 00:01:56.790 --> 00:02:00.630 align:middle line:84% "We would all like some benefits," we'll say. 00:02:00.630 --> 00:02:04.200 align:middle line:90% And what about old age? 00:02:04.200 --> 00:02:08.039 align:middle line:84% Have you, Peter, a pension plan for us? 00:02:08.039 --> 00:02:11.490 align:middle line:84% Shall there be a point system for how many times 00:02:11.490 --> 00:02:13.680 align:middle line:90% you'll come to visit? 00:02:13.680 --> 00:02:17.520 align:middle line:84% Well, except for poor Tink, who will be dead sometime 00:02:17.520 --> 00:02:20.500 align:middle line:90% before the end of this year. 00:02:20.500 --> 00:02:21.000 align:middle line:90%