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>> All right, change around
again and write a poem

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against inadequate anesthesia
drugs in a hospital.

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The doctor and I have become intimate.

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He has wheeled me off to a dark
room where we can be alone together.

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He hums for I'm a pirate king from
The Pirates of Penzance as he pries

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out my eyeball and lays it on my chin.

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"Don't flinch", he says.

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"You could hurt yourself that way."

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I start screaming, "Black eye patch!

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Black eye patch!

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Pirate! Pirate!"

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He says to stop screaming.

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What will the patients out there think?

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I can't give you an anesthetic, just not
yet, because this is just a diagnosis.

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But don't worry, you won't feel
a thing during the operation.

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"I thought this was the operation", I screamed.

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"Silly", he said.

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He fondled my eyeball and gave me a soul kiss.

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This is just the beginning of our relationship.