WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.230 align:middle line:90% 00:00:03.230 --> 00:00:06.140 align:middle line:84% Every year, I kind of torture myself 00:00:06.140 --> 00:00:09.080 align:middle line:84% with an ice fishing trip to Lake Erie. 00:00:09.080 --> 00:00:12.870 align:middle line:90% I live in Pennsylvania. 00:00:12.870 --> 00:00:18.260 align:middle line:84% And it's really a very basic experience. 00:00:18.260 --> 00:00:21.050 align:middle line:84% A man drives you out on the ice into the middle of the lake 00:00:21.050 --> 00:00:23.780 align:middle line:84% and chops a hole and puts a little tent over you 00:00:23.780 --> 00:00:25.700 align:middle line:84% and kind of leaves you there for a day. 00:00:25.700 --> 00:00:27.200 align:middle line:84% And he says he's going to come back, 00:00:27.200 --> 00:00:29.000 align:middle line:90% and you hope to hell he does. 00:00:29.000 --> 00:00:32.119 align:middle line:90% 00:00:32.119 --> 00:00:35.000 align:middle line:84% And if really nothing, but you can't see the shore 00:00:35.000 --> 00:00:37.220 align:middle line:84% and there's nothing but the ice and the hole 00:00:37.220 --> 00:00:40.280 align:middle line:90% and the winter above you. 00:00:40.280 --> 00:00:43.190 align:middle line:84% And I never have any luck at all. 00:00:43.190 --> 00:00:46.520 align:middle line:84% I just sit there and freeze myself to death. 00:00:46.520 --> 00:00:52.820 align:middle line:84% And so this is a poem about that business. 00:00:52.820 --> 00:00:56.675 align:middle line:84% It's called "Zimmer, the Luckless Fisherman Dreams He is a Fish". 00:00:56.675 --> 00:01:00.790 align:middle line:90% 00:01:00.790 --> 00:01:04.090 align:middle line:84% "For two days, I gazed on my lines 00:01:04.090 --> 00:01:08.290 align:middle line:84% through the cold rectangular hole I had chopped in the ice. 00:01:08.290 --> 00:01:11.470 align:middle line:84% But my avid fingers felt only the suffering of bait 00:01:11.470 --> 00:01:15.610 align:middle line:84% upon my hooks and discreet shifting of the currents. 00:01:15.610 --> 00:01:17.260 align:middle line:90% No bites. 00:01:17.260 --> 00:01:18.490 align:middle line:90% No bites. 00:01:18.490 --> 00:01:20.650 align:middle line:90% And the hard wind pushed me. 00:01:20.650 --> 00:01:23.950 align:middle line:84% The cracking of the ice became a thunder that frightened me. 00:01:23.950 --> 00:01:26.470 align:middle line:90% 00:01:26.470 --> 00:01:30.790 align:middle line:84% At night in the lodge, I dreamed the transom above my door 00:01:30.790 --> 00:01:32.500 align:middle line:90% was a hole in ice. 00:01:32.500 --> 00:01:35.920 align:middle line:84% And I was a fish, flicking through darkness, 00:01:35.920 --> 00:01:39.910 align:middle line:84% ignoring Zimmer's lines, his bait, and all the cursing 00:01:39.910 --> 00:01:43.240 align:middle line:84% that he gave his luck above me, all his ranting 00:01:43.240 --> 00:01:46.090 align:middle line:84% and sucking at his whiskey bottle. 00:01:46.090 --> 00:01:52.210 align:middle line:84% I had but one thought repeating in my cold silvery brain-- 00:01:52.210 --> 00:01:54.520 align:middle line:90% Zimmer does not deserve me. 00:01:54.520 --> 00:01:57.570 align:middle line:90% Zimmer does not deserve me." 00:01:57.570 --> 00:01:59.000 align:middle line:90%